Advanced Principles in Modern-Computing

WHEN YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO A HOT-STOVE FOR 3 MINUTES, YOU'D THINK THAT IT'S BEEN 3 HOURS: BUT WHEN YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO A GAL FOR 3 HOURS, YOU'D THINK THAT IT'S BEEN ONLY 3 MINUTES. THAT'S RELATIVITY.

MEMOIRS AT PRINCETON.
ALBERT EINSTEIN.

AND WHEN LIKE HER, OH SAKI, YOU
SHALL PASS
AMONG THE GUESTS STAR-SCATTER'D
ON THE GRASS,
AND IN YOUR JOYOUS ERRAND REACH
THE SPOT
WHERE I MADE ONE - TURN DOWN AN
EMPTY GLASS!

POEM 101.
FINALE OF THE EPIC.
THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR KHAYYAM.

NB. SAKI = CUPBEARER.

EXPLANATION: ONE DAY, WE WILL ALL DIE; SO WHY NOT ENJOY OURSELVES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!

DENNIS LIM PHENG CHIEW, PhD(Caltech).
PROFESSOR OF EINSTEIN'S GENERAL THEORY.
INSTITUTE OF ASTROPHYSICS AND PLANETARY SCIENCES.
Caltech.
SENIOR PROFESSOR OF ASTROPHYSICS.
INSTITUTE FOR ADVANCED STUDY, PRINCETON.
FATHER OF MODERN RELATIVITY.
FORMULATED THE 3-LAWS OF RELATIVITY.
DENNIS UNIVERSAL UNIFIED THEORY.
NOBEL-LAUREATE (PHYSICS), 2016, AMERICA.
US PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM, 2018.
(SPOUSE: MISS AIYA ITO, MBA(Tokyo).
PRINCIPAL BANKER, NOMURA, INTERNATIONAL.)
MY AVOCATIONS: GOLF, TENNIS, CLARINET, COMPOSER/ARRANGER, JUDO BLACK-BELT.
SENIOR CONSULTANT, NASA DEPARTMENT OF ASTROPHYSICS AND PLANETARY SCIENCES. CAPE KENNEDY.
CHIEF SCIENTIST, SPACE-STATION FREEDOM.
MENSAN, IQ = 175. SIGMA-XI. ALPHA-BETA KAPPA.
JAPANESE AMERICAN.
DENNIS UNIVERSAL UNIFIED THEORY.
DENNIS 3-LAWS OF RELATIVITY.
LAW 1). DENNIS SPECIAL TIME DILATION THEORY.
POSITIVE-TIME: NEGATIVE-TIME.
LAW 2). DENNIS CORRELATION.
TIME=GRAVITY.
LAW 3). DENNIS PERPETUAL STAGE.
ETERNAL NEUTRAL EQUILIBRIUM.
(NB. 3 LAWS HAVE BEEN PROVEN BY CERN GENEVA ON 18 MARCH 2010.)

RELIGION: ZEN BUDDHISM.
ALIAS: YOUNG EINSTEIN.
HIGH SCHOOL: ETON COLLEGE, LONDON, CENTRE FOR ASTROPHYSICS AND PLANETARY SCIENCES.
MOST DISTINGUISHED ESTONIAN.

BLESSED IS HE WHO IN HIS LIFETIME IN THIS WORLD 🌍 SEARCH FOR THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH - NOTHING EXCEPT THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH.

EVERYTHING IS FLUX; NOTHING IS STATIONARY.

ALL THAT WE ARE IS THE RESULT OF WHAT WE HAVE THOUGHT.

YOU ONLY LOSE WHAT YOU CLING TO.

RULE YOUR MIND OR IT WILL RULE YOU.

THE ROOT OF SUFFERING IS ATTACHMENT.

NOTHING CAN HARM YOU AS MUCH AS YOUR OWN THOUGHTS UNGUARDED.

MAY ALL SENTIENT BEINGS HAVE HAPPY MINDS.

RADIATE BOUNDLESS LOVE TOWARDS THE ENTIRE WORLD 🌎.

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING GOOD IN EVERYTHING.

DON'T DWELL IN THE PAST & DON'T DREAM OF THE FUTURE; INSTEAD LIVE ONLY IN THE TRANSIENT MOMENT. ALSO, WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THE JOY OF THE TRANSIENT MOMENT.

THE CONQUEROR OF MEN IS POWERFUL BUT THE MASTER OF HIMSELF IS STRONG.

NO MATTER HOW HARD WAS THE PAST, YOU CAN ALWAYS BEGIN A NEW COURSE OF LIFE.

MAN IS THE ARCHITECT OF HIS OWN FATE.

BELIEVE NOTHING UNLESS IT AGREES WITH YOUR OWN REASON, LOGIC AND COMMON SENSE.

LEARN THIS FROM WATER 🌊💦: LOUD SPLASHES THE BROOK BUT THE OCEAN-DEPTHS ARE CALM.

A GREAT PERSON POSSESSES AN IRON SELF-DISCIPLINE.

THE TRUTH CAN'T BE HIDDEN FOREVER.

ONE MOMENT CAN CHANGE A DAY, ONE DAY CAN CHANGE A LIFE, AND ONE LIFE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD 🌍.

TAKE THE MIDDLE PATH.

MONEY IS NOT A VIABLE SOLUTION TO LIFE'S PROBLEMS; IT ONLY COMPLICATES YOUR EXISTING KARMA.
(KARMA = FATE)

EVERYTHING IS AN ILLUSION.

HEALTH IS WEALTH.

MENTAL-SOUNDNESS IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.

NO ONE SAVES US BUT OURSELVES.

HAPPINESS COMES FROM WITHIN YOUR OWN HEART.

THE TROUBLE WITH EVERYONE IS THAT THEY THINK THEY HAVE PLENTY OF TIME WHEN THERE ISN'T.

DON'T LOOK FOR A SANCTUARY IN ANYONE EXCEPT YOURSELF.

IF YOU FIND NO ONE TO SUPPORT & FOLLOW YOU ON THE DIVINE-PATH, WALK ALONE.

CHARITY IS THE UNIVERSAL LAW.

ANGER IS A TEMPORARY MADNESS.

ABSTINENCE FROM VIOLENCE IS THE GREATEST VIRTUE.

WE'RE LUSTFUL ANIMAL-SPIRITS TRAPPED IN THE BODY OF A HUMAN & IMPRISONED FOREVER IN THIS HELL.(ENDLESS CYCLE OF REBIRTHS.)

HAPPINESS CAN ONLY BE FOUND THROUGH CONTENTMENT.

IGNORANCE IS NOT A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE.

LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.

THERE'S ACTUALLY NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL BETWEEN BEING RICH OR BEING POOR. EACH CATEGORY JUST REPRESENTS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SET OF PROBLEMS.
(ADAPTED FROM THE FIRST PRINCIPLES OF ZEN BUDDHISM.)

THE BEST PLACE TO BE IS WHERE YOU ARE NOW.

IF THE WINDOWS OF PERCEPTION ARE CLEANSED, EVERYTHING WOULD APPEAR TO HUMANS AS INFINITE.

THE HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PERSON IS ALWAYS CALM AND STEADY.

DON'T LET THE BEHAVIOR OF OTHERS DESTROY YOUR INNER HAPPINESS 😉.

THE LOTUS SUTRA.
CHAPTERS 11, 15, 19.
SIDYATMUNI GAUTAMA BUDDHA.
(566 - 486 BC.)
WITH EXCERPTS FROM THE PLATFORM SUTRA.

WE CAN'T ENTER INTO ALLIANCE WITH NEIGHBOURING PRINCES UNTIL WE ARE ACQUAINTED WITH THEIR DESIGNS. WE ARE NOT FIT TO LEAD AN ARMY ON THE MARCH UNLESS WE ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE FACE OF THE COUNTRY - ITS MOUNTAINS AND FORESTS, ITS PITFALLS AND PRECIPICES, ITS MARSHES AND SWAMPS. WE SHALL BE UNABLE TO TURN NATURAL ADVANTAGES IN ACCOUNT UNLESS WE MAKE USE OF LOCAL GUIDES.

THE ART OF WAR.
SUN TZU.

DENNIS LIM PHENG CHIEW, PhD(Caltech).
FATHER OF MODERN RELATIVITY.
DENNIS UNIVERSAL UNIFIED THEORY.
DENNIS 3-LAWS OF RELATIVITY.
LAW 1). DENNIS 1ST-LAW OF RELATIVITY.
DENNIS SPECIAL TIME DILATION THEORY.
POSITIVE-TIME : NEGATIVE-TIME.
LAW 2). DENNIS 2ND-LAW OF RELATIVITY.
DENNIS CORRELATION.
TIME = GRAVITY.
LAW 3). DENNIS 3RD-LAW OF RELATIVITY.
DENNIS PERPETUAL STAGE.
ETERNAL NEUTRAL EQUILIBRIUM.
LAW 4). DENNIS 4TH-LAW OF RELATIVITY.
DENNIS TIME-HARMONICS THEORY.
TIME-HARMONICS = NON-DIMENSIONAL.

NB. ALL MY 4-LAWS HAVE BEEN PROVEN BY CERN, GENEVA ON 18 MARCH 2006. IN JUST 6 MONTHS OF OPERATION, THE NASA JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE HAS PROVEN THAT BIG-BANG THEORY, BIG CRUNCH THEORY, BLACK-HOLES, SUPERNOVAE, QUASARS, THE END OF THE UNIVERSE & WESTERN THEORIES ON THE FORMATION OF THE UNIVERSE ARE MERE HOG-WASH.

PS. SUBJECT HAS BEEN NOMINATED BY JAPAN FOR THE 2016 NOBEL PHYSICS' PRIZE 🏆. SUBJECT IS A MENSA-CERTIFIED MATHEMATICAL GENIUS OF IQ 175.

SCIENTIST: DENNIS LIM PHENG CHIEW, PhD(Caltech).
EMERITUS PROFESSOR OF EINSTEIN'S GENERAL THEORY.
MAX PLANCK INSTITUTE.
BERLIN, GERMANY.

NATIONALITY: JAPANESE.

1988 - FULL MEMBER OF THE INSTITUTE OF DATA PROCESSING MANAGEMENT, LONDON.

1999 - FELLOW OF THE INSTITUTE FOR THE MANAGEMENT OF INFORMATION SYSTEMS.
(INSTITUTE'S NAME-CHANGE)

2016 - FELLOW OF THE BRITISH COMPUTER SOCIETY.
(MERGER BETWEEN THE TWO BODIES)

2016 - CHARTERED IT PROFESSIONAL.
(RECIPROCITY)

DENNIS UNIVERSAL UNIFIED THEORY.
DENNIS 3-LAWS OF RELATIVITY.
1) DENNIS 1ST-LAW OF RELATIVITY.
DENNIS SPECIAL TIME-DILATION THEORY.
POSITIVE-TIME : NEGATIVE-TIME.
2) DENNIS 2ND-LAW OF RELATIVITY.
DENNIS CORRELATION.
TIME = GRAVITY.
3) DENNIS 3RD-LAW OF RELATIVITY.
DENNIS PERPETUAL STAGE.
ETERNAL NEUTRAL EQUILIBRIUM.

NB. 3 LAWS OF RELATIVITY HAVE ALREADY BEEN PROVEN BY CERN GENEVA ON 18 MARCH 2008.

DENNIS LIM PHENG CHIEW, PhD(Caltech).
EMERITUS PROFESSOR OF ASTROPHYSICS.
FACULTY OF ASTROPHYSICS AND PLANETARY SCIENCES.
MAX PLANCK INSTITUTE.

PS. SUBJECT HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE 2016 NOBEL PHYSICS' PRIZE BY JAPAN.

FROM ANGER THERE COMES DELUSION;
FROM DELUSION, THE LOSS OF MEMORY;
FROM THE LOSS OF MEMORY, THE DESTRUCTION OF DISCRIMINATION;
AND WITH THE DESTRUCTION OF DISCRIMINATION, HE IS LOST.

ONE MUST BE DISCIPLINED IN EATING AND RECREATION, BALANCED IN WORK, AND REGULATED IN SLEEPING. THEN, ONE IS LEADING A HAPPY AND CONTENTED LIFE.

BHAGAVAD-GITA.
POEM 73.
VERSE 68.