The Edinburgh Rascal

★ Special Everything is Fu**ed Commemorative Resurrection Edition [possibly] coming soon!!!! ★

Remember all our back issues are available freely online for your daily fix of Rascal nostalgia!

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THE EDINBURGH RASCAL recently acquired a beautiful RISOGRAPH PRINTER. It almost works, but it doesn't. If you think you can fix it, or you know anyone who might be able to, please get in touch.

What's in it for you?
* An entire page dedicated to you in the next issue of the Rascal.
* A lifetime's subscription. This means every issue we ever make. Ever. For free.
* 100 pages of whatever you want printed, for free, in the finest retrograde black and white.
* We'll probably buy you a pint too.
(NB: This is a genuine request for help, and is not satire)

FREE with the next issue of The Edinburgh Rascal: a 15 page Commemorative Death Supplement! Featuring:
* Fourteen images of George Osbourne crying!
* Statistical comparions with other Great Britons: Churchill, Shakespierre & Cromwell!
* "Where's Pinochet?" puzzle with exclusive discounts on your council house to be won!
* EXCLUSIVE: How we forged our EUSA "Society" certificate - we don't actually exist!
* EXCLUSIVE: Fifteen-word interview with Tony Blair: "She was a towering, iron, concrete, strong-willed, determined, iron, statuesque, statesmanlike, iron, striking, iron [wo]man."

WIN PRIZES.

So, who won the great Thatcher's death competition on facebook/twitter/social media? Prizes will be one metric tonne of 'SMUG' delivered direct to the winners' face.

Accepting entries for the following categories:
- Wittiest status/tweet.
- Most sanctimonious status/tweet.
- Best link/meme/picture posted.
- Pithiest surmising of leftwing sentiment.
- Most magnanimous mediating 'she might have been bad but...' tweet/status.
- Most considered/longest (before tldr condition sets in) mini-essay on neo-liberal ideology and it's connection to the body of Thatcher.

It's the coldest Easter Sunday on record, going down to -12.5C in Aberdeenshire.

Minutes of negotiation. The tense exchange of kitchenware. The Rascal AGM has elected a new central committee. Вперед!

AGM is tonight folks. DHT, Room 11.01 , 6pm... it's sure to be FUN FUN FUN*

Beach Boys - Fun Fun Fun Beach Boys - Fun Fun Fun

Friends! Issue 11 EXISTS and will be on sale in the chaplaincy in half an hour. Come and get it.

ISSUE ELEVEN is heading to the printers in just under 28 minutes. It will then spew forth from oiled mechanics in the finest shades of BLACK and WHITE, and be available for sale hot off the press this very AFTERNOON.