Rat Bit Kit

Ah s**t, called out again

I've been exposed by the gutter press!

Eat, spray, love: a day in the life of one of Britain’s 80 million rats In Britain, more and more people are seeking advice about rat control. In New York, they have had to call in a ‘rat tsar’. So what does a day in the life of these furry vermin actually look like?

Arggghhhhh GIG COMPLETE!!!
I'd like to offer a hundred thousand thanks to EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE!

But especially to everybody who came, to the superb Hobo Kiosk staff and owners, the magnificent Oorya, the wonderful Acoustic Dinner Ladies and to the inimitable Pete Bentham for offering me the gig!!

Also a great shout out to everybody who took photos and videos!!!

I've chosen photo by Johnny Reay, because... Why do I do this in half the photos?!? Why do I clutch my hair like it's going to run off?!?!

What strange land have I found myself in after so long?!

I had songs!!! I used to have songs!!
What were they?! Do people have requests?!
Can anybody tell me the lyrics and/or chords?!
My recordings seem to consist entirely of discordant yelling drowning out the talented members of the band.

Welcome to my newest fan from far and abroad! You'll fit right in!

(In all seriousness, I don't mean to be mean... But perhaps you meant to follow an... erm... a different Rat Bit Kit?)

UPDATED POSTER!
And an event link!?!? THAT MEANS IT'S HAPPENING!!!
https://www.facebook.com/events/1068222521095287

This!!
29th of December, 7pm, Hobo Kiosk!
I'm back to the brink!!

EDIT!!!:
GIG! LIVERPOOL! 29TH OF DECEMBER.
MORE DETAILS ONCE I GET MY LIFE IN ORDER.

Arghghghgh! Why do none of my songs make sense?! Why are they all so incomprehensible?! How do any of them even go?!?!
This is why you should study music theory - so you can read your own songwriting.

The rat flies again!
29th of December, Liverpool...