Objectables

It's a sunny Wednesday afternoon and apparently it's ! We have so much art in our shop we thought that maybe it would be nice to share it.
Sometimes, we spend hours spreading condiments onto bread to resemble famous artworks, sometimes we spend hours finding the perfect oil paint colour combo's to resemble flannel shirts.
SOMETIMES we ask amazing local artists to design cards for us (they also take many hours).
It's all really joyful though and makes our shop extra colourful.
Thanks to our extra local artists Joy Thomas Jen Charlotte l Martin le lapin João Caridade Annabel Church Smith
And thanks to all the not so local artists who keep our shop lively and creative.

Please buy the eggs or I will have to eat them all. Please. Do it now. Please. I dont want to have to eat them all. (My wife told me to say this, I’m actually quite happy to eat all the fu***ng eggs. Not a problem. Any way, back on message.) Eggs eggs eggs. Buy buy buy. Thank you.

Think I’ve nailed it. Clear and succinct with a straight forward call to action. No chance of any puerile misinterpretation. That’s why I’m a marketing genius!!!

Remember, remember the 14th of Februvember, Prosecco, chocolates and a valentines card from Objectables. Pretty sure that’s how it goes. Don’t forget it’s next Saturday so this is your last weekend to buy. Do it. Now, or sometime in the next 9 days.

I mean it might be right. I wouldn’t bet on it though. Most realistic Christmassy image I could find. Merry Christmas.

Finally did a new street sign. Very seasonal if I say so my self. Merry Christmas one and all. Oh and actually it’s wrong, I’ve just been pointed out we do sell toilet rolls. My bad. 🎄.

Late night shopping on tomorrow night.

It’s (not) Christmas!!! But we don’t care. Come see us stand V18 today tomorrow the day after and forever more. We have some non Christmas stuff too but who cares about that. 🎉🍾🎅🎅🎅

It’s been a long weekend so it’s taken me a moment to post this but we are super excited that our Gone Tagging range of cards have been nominated for in the humour category. Thanks to all the judges that voted for them, all the people that have been buying them and all at for their hard work in organising the awards. Most importantly of all thank you to the fabulous in coming up with such a stupid idea. It’s been a real team effort since then and one of our most fun ranges of cards we have worked on. We will come back on here in October with our gracious loser faces ready to go when the winners get announced. Have a super week. 🙂