Professor Banter

She said 'Why can't he cook?' My sister, do you want to eat or do you want to meet your ancestors? Choose wisely. 💀🍲

The arithmetic of a monitoring spirit: You died looking for evidence😳

The boyfriend is paying for a home he doesn't live in. The husband is living in a home he doesn't pay for. The arithmetic is sweet🤩

Unpopular opinion: If you answer your boss on your day off, raise your hand 🙋‍♂️

Let do mathematics today

The only thing faster than light? Her response time. ⚡️👄

Finally found a partner who’s 95% water and 0% drama

POV: Checking the comments to see if anyone actually knows the logical answer (ironic)