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Nobody knows who you are, counselor.

whoever drafted this bills more than the whole firm

Miami-Dade bond court, Thursday morning. Defense counsel: "I'd ask that his release be expedited. He's a celebrity." The bench: "Hi, Mr. Roberts. I have no idea who you are, except somebody here in the court who's going to be treated fairly just like everybody else here." Bond set at $5,000.

Ross turned himself in to Miami Beach police at 6:10 a.m. on two domestic violence counts, felony battery by strangulation and misdemeanor battery, over an August 28 incident with the girlfriend he lived with at his Star Island home. He denies the allegations and has pleaded not guilty. He posted the $5,000 that afternoon and told TMZ he would celebrate with rigatoni and heavy marinara.

"Reservation for Roberts, party of one?"

the codicils start right after Thanksgiving dinner

Sunk cost isn't a defense...

Redlines, footnotes, and other love languages.

you know it in your bones after 11...

They'll call it a market corrections but it's just math for who they'd rather keep

the Rule Against Perpetuities ruins everything eventually