2AM Study Club

Sorry. Starting early? Voluntarily? Without a deadline-induced panic attack?

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My eyes are open but mentally I left hours ago 😭

This is the exact stage where references stop making sense, words start moving on the screen and you convince yourself the introduction sounds academic enough

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The original sentence made perfect sense. Then I tried making it sound "university level." Now nobody understands it.
Including me.

Peak dissertation season behaviour.

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Nothing increases typing speed faster than academic fear.

Suddenly I'm:
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- rewriting paragraphs
- deleting entire sections

All while convincing myself this dissertation is still salvageable.

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NO NO NO NO PLEASE TELL ME THAT WASN’T THE DRAFT 😭

Not me uploading: “final_final_REAL_final_v2”
…only for it to be the unfinished one with highlighted notes and half a conclusion 💀

Actually feel physically ill.
And the deadline already passed too.

Yeah this module officially hates me.

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Oh my God please don’t tell me I actually had to do the reading list 😭

Now suddenly the module expects:
- 18 references
- independent research
- seminar participation
- and “wider critical engagement”

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That nervous laugh hits different 😭

You keep telling yourself: “Still plenty of time.”

Meanwhile:
- the reading list isn’t finished
- references are a mess
- Turnitin feels terrifying
- and you’ve rewritten the introduction 9 times already

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Some students take notes during lectures. Other students just nod dramatically and hope future-them figures it out later 😭

Then exam week arrives and suddenly the entire course feels written in another language.

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Writing essays would honestly be 70% easier if academic sources weren’t written in ancient wizard language 😭

You spend hours searching through Google Scholar just to find:
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- or sources that barely mention your topic

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