Fruity Tea

You could say our Fruit Tea really ‘slaps’ away the competition!

BREAKING NEWS! On the 10th March 2001 was not actually at Pizza Express in Woking, but instead at our very own Fruity Tea!

At Fruity Tea, we use only the best ingredients in our three stage production process.

Step One: Brew fresh Cardiffian water to a toasty 90 degrees.

Step Two: Let our fruits infuse the water with flavour for four minutes.

Step Three: Pour the liquid gold into one of our patented cups and Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.

Get seshy with Fruity Tea on a Saturday night! 🎉

Have a blessed Saturday night everyone! Just remember the perfect cure for the impending hangover tomorrow is Fruity Tea.

Also, if you get banged up because you tried to sell sniff to a bouncer. Just offer the cop a cup of Fruity Tea and a wristy. We guarantee it’ll get you and the copper off!

As we enter into another sunny weekend we would like to remind all our fans to stay hydrated!

What’s the best way to stay hydrated? With Fruity Tea of course!

When your friend suggests going to Bubble Boba 😡

This is Fruity Tea

Fact Time! Those who drink Bubble Boba are 600 times more likely to encounter a nonce with a courgette at night.

Where as those who drink Fruity Tea are GUARANTEED a happy ending or their money back!

Let your animals try fruity tea they’ll love it too ❤️

Bubble Boba use child labour and spit in your drinks. FACT!

Our new menus for the visually impaired have arrived! 👀👀