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The biggest beautiful Bills in US-History!



Breaking news! Elon Musks favorite piece of legislation, the "big beautiful bill“, has finally passed the senate. Since the senators bedtime was long overdue. And Donald Trump threatened to transfer the senate to Alligator Alcatraz where no one could have escaped before giving thumbs-up.
Anyway, this continuous the long tradition of Big Beautiful Bills in US-history. Like Bill Gates. The Grim Reaper of IT, who brought the blue screen of death to all of us. Or the famous Buffalos Bill. And not to be missed: legendary US-president Bill Clinton. Pictured here in the Oval Office, photograph courtesy of Monica Lewinsky. And of course: Bill Belichick. Former NFL-supervillain and now full-time sugar daddy who by now coached more different girlfriends than quarterbacks.
We keep you updated!

 This years hottest couple since Donald Trump and Elon Musk has married. Jeff Bezos, the embarrassingly only fourth richest person on earth, said yes to the famed ozempic brand-ambassador Lauren Sanchez. Having rented out Venice thanks to our pointless Amazon-purchases, the couple will greet the wedding-guests saturday night to a masquereade-ball. Bezos is excitedly looking forward for the great unmasking at midnight where he finally will see his wife in all her natural beauty. Yikes! We will keep you informed.

Donald Trump goes after Spain. Spain has a plan.