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When was the last time someone egged you on? What was the result? 🍳

The customer orders the English major's breakfast with 'eggs over easily' - a funny reminder that adverbs describe how, not what.

Is your learning an active or passive process?

When was the last time you were cloud gazing? ☁

The joke here depends upon the correct usage of the verbs lie and lay. "Here lies Frank" would be the correct phrase for the tombstone, but let's not confuse his fate with grammar rules. Remember: we lay objects and lie ourselves down. May he rest in peace... and proper grammar.

What do you say when someone is suspiciously quiet?

This joke is centered around the word "contraction". In grammar, contractions are shortened forms of two words, created by replacing one or more letters with an apostrophe. In biology, contractions are experienced during childbirth.

This question separates generations. Is it one or two spaces? 💻