FAT RICE

NOTHING SAYS LABOUR DAY WEEKEND LIKE TACOS AND TEQUILA HANGOVERS. DUMP UR LAPTOP IN THE DISHWASHER AND COME TO THE HARBOURFRONT FOR A LATE NIGHT FIX.

PREPARE UR LOINS FOR THE LATEST BABYMAKING SOUNDTRACK FROM Rocheller Batuigas. NOW AVAILABLE ON LIMEWIRE

MUSIC & LYRICS BY WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

STRIPLOIN SKEWERS. OYSTERS. FRIGGIN' HAMACHI FFS.

GRAB A DRINK (OR FOUR) AND DROWN YOUR TASTE BUDS IN YUMMY SH*T.

FULL MENU IN BIO

FEATURING THE CLOSEST THING TO REACHING THIRD BASE WITH NEMO'S GODMOTHER.

PASTA. CHEESEBURGER DUMPRINGS. BALLLLLSSSSS 🍒

MAKE SURE YOU USE PROTECTION BECAUSE THIS FOOD WILL GET YOU SCREAMING W(H)ET.

IF MISSY ELLIOTT AND LIL KIM WENT AMAZONIAN ON RED LOBSTER, THEYD DO IT AT THE WHET BAR AFTER SIX JALAPENO MARGARITAS.

COME FOR THE MUSSELS. LEAVE BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO GIVE A SEAGULL A LAP DANCE.

FINALLY, THE HOT SUMMER THREEWAY YOU WERE TOO SCARED TO ASK FOR.

Civil Pours GOT THE DRINKS. BOXCAR SOCIAL GOT EVEN MORE DRINKS. AND WE'RE ABOUT TO ABUSE THE SH*T OUT OF OUR GRILL WITH CHIKIN N PORK SKEWERS AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.

BRING YOUR PARCHED THROATS AND EMPTY BELLIES TO OUR WHET BAR POP-UP Harbourfront Centre THIS AUGUST/SEPTEMBER CUZ IM ABOUT TO MAX OUT MY VISA WITH $10K WORTH OF SEAFOOD AND MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO BLOW A GASKET.

🗓️ JULY 30 - MID-SEPTEMBER(ISH)
⏰ THURS-FRI 4-10PM | SAT-SUN 2-10PM
📍 FOOD GALLEY @ HARBOURFRONT CENTRE, 235 QUEENS QUAY W
📧 PARTIES OF 5+: [email protected]

HOW THE F*CK DO U TURN OFF CAPS LOCK???

Up next, Leslieville wife asks husband who shops at Healthy Planet to "please add SOME salt to the five-bean chilli for all that is holy" for the fourth time this week.