Uncle Tickles

What's the difference between a drug dealer and the government? The drug dealer doesn't force you to take his drugs. LOL

What do you do with a blue whale? Try and cheer.him up! LOL

Why were the elephants kicked out of the water park? They couldn't keep their trunks up! LOL

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender! LOL

What's the most famous painting of an eclipse? The M***a Lisa! LOL

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out, man! LOL

What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant! LOL

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long? A πthon! LOL

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

LOL

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump never had a garbanzo bean on the bed. LOL