BattleSmash

"bUt BaTtLeSmAsH, YoU dOn'T eVeN nEeD a StEpStoOl To PuNcH dOwN oN tHeSe FoOlS". Silence! Have some respect guy I made up. Their mildly impressive Instagram following is what has earned them the honour of being our next victim in the tournament... LET IT BEGIN.

"The nervous form of Vultures is pushed into the pit next. They tensely look to their right at the broken ORBITING DEATH RAY lying in pain and dishonour off to the side. Across from them in the ring stands the Illustrious and glowing absolute chad power of the entity feared throughout time and the multiverse: BATTLESMASH.

Brave and ready to die with dignity; Vultures unleash a generic metal scream accompanied by bass less and down tuned 7 strings. Across from them BattleSmash grins in contempt."

FIGHT!!!

Still missing THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS. 142 days sober my lord. This is a tribute. It looks like a picture, but thats just the thumbnail. Its a video.

Paranoid Black Sabbath Cover I mean..... it's a cover..... of Paranoid Black Sabbath....... REST IN POWER THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS OZZY OSBOURNEhttps://www.facebook.com/Battlesmash666

BattleSmash is proud to introduce our newest and greatest undertaking yet. A musical fighting tournament to 3rd or 4th (or 5th if you are really mad) blood. Our first victim is a band that worships and has in their possession; a large floating space weapon... they must be destroyed. BATTLE BROTHERS! SLAUGHTER SISTERS!! TO BATTLE!!!

You know when you go over to someone else's house and the place has that unique smell? Well; when we first phased into this dimension the 3rd thing I noticed was this whole place smells like the balls of someone who only consumes sardines and gasoline (allegedly). The only place where you can escape it is Paris France... and Paris France smells like p**s. Anyways; none of you can smell it because you were born here, but I can and it's really off putting.

Henceforth; ALL actions such as “going on vacation” and “gaining weight” will be frowned upon when the subject in question DOES NOT both pay for AND have in their possession a FULL copy of “The Art of the Epic Fumble” (physical and/or digital medium). This has been deemed disrespectful and will be tolerated no longer.

On our last warning for posting NSFW offensive things (without proper labeling), verbal threats and vote manipulation on Reddit. Cum join the party before the thought police take our free speech away.

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The endless and ultimately pointless struggle of Prince against Dick. .....lol.....EH OH!.... guitar battle. ....... VS Dick Dickerson. Formally known as Dick Dickerson.