Kitchen Conspiracy Clubhouse

FINAL DAY... Saturday 12-4pm

Seasonal decor, kitchen items, crafts, household decor, and so much more!

Commercial kitchen equipment also available. PM to set a viewing.

FLASH SALE... NEW & USED - seasonal decor, gifts, kitchen and baking items, table bases, kitchen equipment, storage shelving and so much more. Drop by between 12pm and 5pm Saturday, Sept 19th at Kitchen Conspiracy, 68 Central Ave N.

AND try the Double Chocolate muffins, ice cream and other treats!!!

SPECIAL ONE DAY EVENT... Baked goods AND baking tools for sale. 10am to 2pm on SATURDAY August 8th.

Have a favorite? Preorder now! PM us.

A gift was left at our front door a couple weeks back. What looks like failure from the outside is sometimes a blessing in disguise. Other parts of our business are doing well. Thank you for all the orders and support over the past year!

Sneak peek at what it will look like when we hit the road!

Follow bonkersbakerynbistro for more details. We will be splitting our time between the food truck and the shop downtown Swift Current. Need more hands to make all the happen smoothly! PM for more info on part time and full time job opportunities!

Spread the word... opening June 10th 9a.- 4pm! Be prepared for a shiny new breakfast and drink menu with all the quality and love of our original products!!!

P.S. There is even more under wraps, coming just in time for Father's Day, starting June 17th, 2020!!!







Our creed...


Our SWAT Team is commited to...





Got ideas? Inquire about business partnership opportunities.

Bistro & Bakery Manager needed ASAP. Potential for ownership. Full training offered. PM to start your adventure as an aKComplice and co-Conspirator!

Weekend work during the summer is essential.

New ventures are around the corner... interested in a partnership opportunity? We have a new Bistro venture that needs implementation and management!!!

PM to set up a meeting to discuss various opportunities.

Sometimes a printed picture on top of a cake is fine. Sometimes you want something more impressive. The Cocomong Cake for a 3rd birthday during COVID-19 is just such a time. 100% cake and buttercream.

Oh, and the robot head is filled with red and yellow nerds that explode out when the cake is cut and served.

BREAKING NEWS: Mother Under House Arrest

According to reports coming out of Southern Saskatchewan, a mother of two was arrested on May 8th, 2020. She was attempting to climb the jungle gym in a public park located in Swift Current, Saskatchewan. The playground she was found on remains officially closed to public use due to COVID-19 safety measures.

Further to violating the City of Swift Current's order, the woman was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass and a calculator. She was spotted earlier in the day using these implements while shopping at Home Hardware in downtown Swift Current.

A CIA Agent confirms the woman is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. Apparently back in 2010 she successfully homeschooled her first born son for 8 months before reinjecting him into the mainstream school system, successfully gaining a whole school grade in the process.

The woman is reportedly also a stepmother to two young children ages 10 and 12, who are also being homeschooled due to school closures related to COVID-19. The similarities between her tale and the current trend have made the agent suspicious as to a dejavu type mental break.

The unidentified woman was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. An unnamed Asset Development Officer at the CIA tells us that these implements are generally harmless, but a rogue undercover retired RCMP officer insists that they are integral to operation BONKERS. We are told that anyone involved in this program is at high risk of doing something that has never been done before.

Al-Gebra recruits are asked to 'derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' The details of the BONKERS project remain unclear at this time.

The common denominator between 2010 and 2020 appears to be a revolution in the making?! We intend to leave no stone unturned and will follow the Asset Development Officer closely in the coming days. We expect to uncover key coping mechanisms for the months ahead.

Until then we wish all the Mothers in the community a Blessed Mother's Day.





Bonkers # bakery N bistro

UPDATE: Order for Friday or Saturday pick up and you will get the same great price!

6 packs of mixed muffins up for grabs for the first 3 requests... special price of $15.

Caramelized Banana
Apple Crunch
Milk Chocolate Coconut

Also available: Maple Bacon Quinoa

While supplies last... Easter Cookie Decorating Kits OR Easter Egg Bath Bomb Kits. $25 each. PM us to confirm your order!