Float Valley

Everyone deserves one hour 🧘

One hour where nobody can reach you. No phone, no notifications, no noise, no light. Just you, floating in water heated to the exact temperature of your body, so you can’t even tell where you end and the water begins.

No emails to answer. No one needing something from you. Nothing to do but be with yourself.

It might be the most restorative thing you can do, and most people have never given themselves that hour.

This is your sign to take it.

📍 Float Valley · Markham

Float Valley | Human Optimization Center | Est.2017 check out our link in bio to grab yours or click the link on this video to learn more!

Date night’s on us this fall 🍂

The evenings are getting cooler, which is right around when everyone remembers how good a float feels. So from September 11 to 29, we’ve put together two credit packs with over $100 in savings.

✨ THE DATE NIGHT 6-PACK
6 credits for $139 ($240 value, you save $101)
Exactly a couples float + couples Fire & Ice. A whole date night for two, one price.

✨ THE FALL 4-PACK
4 credits for $99 ($160 value, you save $61)
Enough for a float + Fire & Ice, or any two full sessions for yourself.

Credits are wildcards 🔀 Spend them on whatever you want:
• Float
• Fire & Ice
• Ozone Sauna
• Infrared Sauna
• EE System
• NeuroVizr

📅 September 11 to 29 only
🕐 Credits valid 90 days from purchase

Skip the dinner and a movie. Do a date night that leaves you both feeling better.

Float Valley | Human Optimization Center | Est.2017 link in bio to reserve your spot
A workshop on the teachings of Dr. Joe Dispenza — inside the scalar field 🧘

Tuesday, August 11 · 6:30–8:30 PM, we’re exploring how Dispenza’s work connects with the Energy Enhancement System — held inside the Frequency Forest, our 24-unit EE System room.

If you’ve read Becoming Supernatural or Breaking the Habit of Being Yourself, you already know where this is going. Whether you’re deep into the work or just curious, you’ll leave with tools you can use right away.

📅 Tuesday, August 11 · 6:30–8:30 PM
📍 Frequency Forest · Float Valley, Markham
💵 $29 per person
🪑 Seats limited to the room — these fill up

Float Valley turns 9 this Saturday 🎂

And as a thank you for nine years of wellness, we’re doing a one-day-only birthday flash sale:
✨ 10 credits for $250
🕐 That’s 5 full hours of services
🔀 Use them on anything — floats, saunas, Fire & Ice, Ozone, EE System, NeuroVizr
♾️ No expiry — they’re yours whenever you want them

📅 Saturday, August 8th only. Once the day’s over, it’s gone.

Thank you for nine incredible years — this one’s on us

Float Valley | Human Optimization Center | Est.2017 Link in bio to win $1,000 prize.

We’re giving away $1,000 worth of Float Valley services to one lucky person, in collaboration with briidge.

To enter: sign up for the briidge waitlist at the link in bio and follow briidge. All we need is your email.

Everyone who signs up gets early access to briidge free, and one lucky person wins the full $1,000 package.

That’s 25 credits to build your own wellness experience:

🧊 Float tank sessions
🔥 Fire and ice
🧖 Infrared sauna
✨ Or mix and match whatever you like

Credits are valid for 3 months from the win date.

Winner announced in 10 days. ⏳

Wellness goes beyond the physical. The longest study on human happiness ever conducted found the number one predictor of your health is the quality of your closest relationships.

Take care of your body. Take care of your people.

Link in bio. Good luck! 🍀

Float Valley | Human Optimization Center | Est.2017 link in bio to learn more

Last week Toronto had some of the worst air quality in the world — and your body’s still clearing that smoke out.

The ozone sauna helps it along. Steam opens your pores, ozone gas fills the chamber, and toxins get pulled out from the inside. Natural detox support, better energy, more resilience.

Never tried it? Now’s probably the best time

Check out the details on our WC Promo🏆

Here’s how it works — book any service at Float Valley, and on your way out, drop your prediction for who’s going to win the World Cup.

If you guess the winner correctly, you get a free Ultimate Intro Package (valued at over $179 — that’s three services) to gift to someone special.

Treat yourself, share the love, and maybe flex your football knowledge while you’re at it. ⚽

You have until July 14th to get your prediction in. Book a session and lock in your pick before time runs out.

Customer service is our priority here at Float Valley 😊

link in bio — World Cup Promo ⚽️🏆

For a limited time, new members get 50% off any Float Valley membership for their first 3 months.

Here’s what that looks like:

🥇 Optimal — $200/mo (regularly $400)
🥈 Enhanced — $100/mo (regularly $200)
🥉 Essential — $60/mo (regularly $120)

Our Optimal membership is the move if you want the full Float Valley experience — unlimited access to everything we offer, every single month.

This one’s for new members only, with a 3-month commitment. After that, your membership continues at the regular rate — no surprises, just savings upfront to get you started.

Promo runs until July 19th (World Cup Final day 🏆), so don’t wait until the final whistle to lock this in.

Click the link below or in our bio to learn more about our Father’s Day Promo!

📍 Float Valley, the ultimate wellness centre in Markham, Ontario