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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.

Why did the web developer go bankrupt? Because he couldn't control his "domains".

Why did the HTML tag break up with the CSS style sheet? Because they had "irreconcilable differences".

Why did the web designer refuse to work on a new project? Because he didn't want to "code" it.

What do you call a group of hackers? A "terminal illness".

What do you call a web designer who can't draw? A "wireframe artist".

How do you know if a programmer is nocturnal? They prefer "dark mode".

Why did the JavaScript developer get lost? Because he didn't know how to "navigate"

Why did the PHP programmer refuse to eat ice cream? Because he heard it was unstable

What do you call a web developer who loves coffee? A "Java developer".

How do you make a web designer happy? Give them a "responsive" design.

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