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Good thing Coffee News sticks to what it does best: delivering laughs with your morning coffee! ☕📖

Find more groan-worthy jokes and local fun at your favourite Alberta coffee shops, diners & restaurants.

They’ve basically been tiny food hoarders since day one 🐹

The word “hamster” comes from a German term meaning “to hoard,” which is fitting for creatures famous for stuffing food into their cheeks. The name likely stuck because of their habit of storing snacks for later.

Did this surprise you, or does your hamster already act exactly like this at home?

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Did you know about these parrots?

High in the mountains of New Zealand lives the Kea, a parrot quite unlike others. Known for their sharp minds and bold nature, these birds often rip pieces off parked cars, turning ordinary objects into their playground.

Those are some stealthy parrots 🦜

Victoria Day long weekend is here, and communities across Alberta are out enjoying the extra time together. More time outside, more local stops, more moments with the people who matter most.

At Coffee News Alberta, we love seeing communities support the local businesses that keep our neighbourhoods full of life. Whether you’re spending the weekend with family, checking out a local spot, or simply enjoying a slower pace, we hope it’s a good one.

Happy Victoria Day from Coffee News Alberta ☕️❤️

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Happy Friday!

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