Velocitractor

Hold onto yer butts we had a great time at the Strathearn Art Walk! The dogs were easily our fav part but making music for all of our new tractor buddies was right up there too 😍❤️🍺🔥🦖🥰🏆🐶🐩
Big shout out to the Strathearn Art Walk what an excellent event!! Thank you so much for having us 🦖❤️🏆🔥🙏🥰 Strathearn Art Walk 2023

Hold onto yer butts and support some local music, art, and biznesses like the tractor-loving-champion that you are! We’ll see you dinos Saturday night at the Strathearn Art Walk 2023 YOU WANT THIS T-SHIRT 🦖🔥🏆💪🤩

Thanks Odd Company Brewing for giving us the fuel we needed for a productive band meeting 👍🍺

Hold onto yer butts those are some handsome dinos 🦖❤️😍

Hold onto yer butts and choose beer over bear!! Jasper Legion was too good to us ❤️🍺🏆

We had a most excellent time at the Silverskate festival and we’re looking forward to shooting some clever girls (HOLD ONTO YER BUTT THAT IS A JURASSIC PARK REFERENCE! We don’t approve of violence in this band!!! If you ain’t seen Jurassic Park yet SPOILER ALERT: all the Dinos in the park are female, Ian Malcolm went thru the park and flipped up all of their dresses to check 👍🦖) in Jasper next!!

Hold onto yer butts we’re so cute when we play local music festivals!! 👍👍🔥🔥🏆🏆🦖🦖🍺🍺🎶🎶

Hold onto yer butts that’s a lot of local talent and you should come see it! 👍🦖🔥🏆

Hold onto yer butts we’re back on stage Friday night at Silverskate festival in Hawrelak park! 👍🏆🔥🍺🦖🪗

Some good advice on this here coaster! Just like our song “One fish two fish” where we teach you about consent! Come learn all about it at Silverskate festival this weekend!