Bust the Crust bread

Order by December 21st. - loaves are limited, addictive, and perfect for surviving family chaos.
Carbs =  Therapy.

Eat. Breathe. Ignore your cousin. Repeat.

The lineup this year comes with some fun-  Charades.

Awkward first Christmases don’t have to be awkward. Create memories, laugh until your cheeks hurt, and fill bellies with food, fun, and love. Bread list in comments

🎄Holiday Bread Menu: Survival Edition🎄
�Order by December 21st. - loaves are limited, addictive, and perfect for surviving family chaos.
Carbs = Therapy.

Eat. Breathe. Ignore your cousin. Repeat.

The lineup this year comes with some fun- Charades.

Awkward first Christmases don’t have to be awkward. Create memories, laugh until your cheeks hurt, and fill bellies with food, fun, and love.

The Missionary $12 Plain & reliable. For the picky, the polite, and anyone hoping to survive dinner without drama.� Charades tip: Pretend to hold a boring loaf… very, very straight-faced.

The Pleaser (you know the type- we all have one in the family) $13 3 kinds of cheese. Basic? Maybe. Essential? Absolutely.� Charades tip: Act like everyone loves you… but slightly desperate for approval.

Dirty Gertie $13 Garlic-herb cream cheese & chives. Creamy, sneaky, dangerously addictive. Someone will steal it when chaos erupts and devour it under the table.� Charades tip: Sneak bites under the table and look guilty. Bonus points for exaggerated stealth moves.

Hot n Heavy $13 Jalapeño, chili flakes, hot peppers, lime seasoning & 3 cheeses. Explosive chaos in every bite. Kinda like you and your kid sister at 14. Charades tip: Pretend to breathe fire and wildly fan your mouth.

The Virgin $12 Rosemary, olive oil & lavender sugar. Innocent-looking, secretly wild.� Charades tip: Act sweet and delicate, then suddenly “attack” imaginary food with gusto.

The Perfect Marriage (ha, really?) $13 Garlic & Cheese. Two flavors tangled together. Impossible to separate. Perfect in every way.� Charades tip: Pretend that you are perfect (insert laughter here) and then pretend you are married to the perfect person…

It’s Complicated (that’s more like it) $12 Apricot, shallot & thyme. Sweet, savory, confusing… basically life in a loaf. Charades tip: Spin around, gesture wildly at imaginary loaves, and look deeply conflicted.

Ghosted - $13 Rosemary, garlic & Parmesan. Here one second, gone the next. No explanation, no apology.� Charades tip: Walk into the frame, wave, and vanish.

Italian Stallion (Focaccia) $14 Roasted tomato, garlic, basil & Parmesan. Big, bold, unapologetic. Steals the spotlight.� Charades tip: Strut like you own the room. Pretend to twirl a loaf as a dance partner.

Pucker Up $13 Lemon curd, zest & white chocolate. Sweet, tart, and dangerously satisfying.� Charades tip: Pucker your lips dramatically. Pretend to sq**rt lemon juice at someone.

The Best Piece of Pie (That one relationship that rocked your world) $13 Spiced apples & caramel drizzle. You’ll hear yourself making strange noises while eating this one… guaranteed.� Charades tip: Swoon, clutch your chest, and act like it’s the most dramatic bite of your life…..Think “When Harry met Sally” .

The Sinner $13 Cream cheese, vanilla sugar & cinnamon. Confess later, devour now.� Charades tip: Sneak bites from an imaginary loaf while looking guilty.

Seasonal Situationship (thank goodness it’s only once a year) $13 Ginger-bread with Eggnog Butter icing. Short-lived, addictive, far superior to your relatives.� Charades tip: Flirt, charm, then vanish mysteriously.��
How to Order:�Email: [email protected] with your name, breads, delivery date, address & time.
�Send e-transfer to: mailto:[email protected]

Limited quantities- grab your loaf before the chaos eats it first.
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Sorry not sorry if you’re now singing “I like bread and butter” for the rest of the day.
Might as well make it worth it!- order by October 23rd ❤️

It’s getting close folks. We have decided to allow a few more last minute- lollygaggers- another day to order some fam faves. Get it while it’s -Fresh n Hot (No not me silly .. The bread !) 🤪

🍂 Thanksgiving Bread Alert!🍂. This Canadian Thanksgiving (Oct 10–13), we’re baking limited-quantity loaves that are as fun as they are delicious—perfect for your dinner table or as a hostess gift.
Our bread doesn’t just rise—it misbehaves.
Crowd Crushes ❤️(The ones everyone wants a piece of.)

[ ] The Missionary $12 – Plain white bread. Boring? Maybe. Reliable? Always.

[ ] The Pleaser $13 – Three types of cheese. Because one cheese was never going to be enough- like seriously…

[ ] Dirty Gertie $13 – Garlic-herb cream cheese & chives. Smooth operator, unexpectedly irresistible.

[ ] Hot n Heavy $13 – Jalapeño, chili flakes, hot peppers, lime spice & 3 cheeses. The loaf your mother warned you about….hot, daring, and unforgettable. (can be made cheeseless)

[ ] The Virgin $12 – Rosemary, olive oil & lavender sugar. Pure intentions, questionable results.

[ ] The Perfect Marriage $13 – Garlic + cheese. Better chemistry than most couples you know.

[ ] It’s Complicated $12 – Apricot, shallot & thyme. Sweet. Savory. Mixed signals all day long until it’s gone….

[ ] Gone in 60 seconds $13 – Rosemary, garlic & Parmesan. Fast, dirty, and surprisingly satisfying.

[ ] Italian Stallion (Focaccia) $14 – Roasted tomato, garlic, basil & Parmesan. Tall, dark, and carbsome.
The Indulgences 💋(Not safe to bring home to the FamJam, but worth it.)

[ ] Pucker Up $13 – Lemon curd, zest, white chocolate & sugar. Sweet, tangy, and a little bit cheeky.

[ ] The Best Piece of Pie $13 – Apples, cinnamon & caramel. Because rules are made to be broken..

[ ] The Sinner $13 – Cream cheese, vanilla sugar & cinnamon. Heavenly filling. Hella self-control.

How to Reserve:
Email [email protected] with:
-Your name

Bread(s) you want from the list above

Delivery date, address & time

Send e-transfer to [email protected]

Deadline: October 8th (paid & confirmed)

Quantities are limited—don’t wait. Snag your loaf & be the most loved human at Thanksgiving!

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