Litquidity

Paul Pelosi tryna get casted for the Wolf of Wall Street sequel

Tommaso Fettucini, 35, big Ferrari guy, works ~10 hrs a week during the summer (20 hrs rest of year)

Chaderton, 31, solid 6 handicap, always understated / humble but family has a net worth higher than the GDP of several island nations combined, works at a L/S hedge fund because he wants to “make his own name for himself” even though father Chaderton Sr. landed him the job and is an LP in the fund

1990s: “Of course, will do”, 2022: “on god, fr fr”

“Hey Tanner, the MD just asked us to re-run the valuation model assuming NYC shuts down again, monkeypox merges with covid, and the Fed reverses course and cuts rates to near zero / prints another $1 trillion. Call it “GS Conservative Apocalyptic Downside Case” and just make sure to footnote your assumptions with a lot of detail. Can you have this ready by 8am tomorrow?”

Imagine being a hedge fund with a team of highly pedigreed analysts getting rekt by some absolute degenerate apes who began investing a few weeks ago (meme cred: some guy in the DMs who asked for credit but can’t find him)

Can we agree to eradicate “hold the line” and “diamond hands” from investing lexicon

Harry, 32, VP at a MM PE fund focused on media buyouts, “brit in the states” is his personality, loves Mercedes because of their British driver roster, got exclusive Paddock access from one of his fund’s LP