The View From Lars

Feeling stressed or sad? Well I have great news for you, Steven will be here all week giving away free hugs

"And then I LOL'd" - Kenny

Since taking up the "paleo" diet, Peter's energy levels plummeted to an all time low.

Bernard was skeptical about the claims made by some mascara manufacturers, yet was pleasantly surprised after he found it did indeed provide thicker, fuller lashes

Its Rabbit Season! Happy International Chocolate Day!

Lance always did have alternative views "No, its not wilful destruction, its called creative leaf modification"

"Arrrgghh!! I dropped my chip"

Yum yum! Bubble gum!

The Hipster trend recently filtered through to the arachnid community and was enthusiastically embraced by Sebastian. He began sculpting his overgrown facial hair into a most magnificent creation, however disappointment struck when Sebastian realised the eyes on the back of his head prevented him from growing a man bun. Sebastian can be found at his local organic, gluten-free cafe dining on a deconstructed quinoa salad and sipping a warm turmeric and kale smoothie. Sebastian spends his time crafting furniture from old wooden pallets and writing poetry using an old Olivetti whilst wearing a tailored h**p waistcoat complete with an antique pocket watch. Despite all of his pretension, Sebastian is really quite harmless and at times quite charming

"I crossed the road because I can... I'm free range. Don't buy cage eggs so my sisters can be free too" - Henri

Alfred regretted his decision to leave the umbrella at home.

"there used to be lots of trees, they cut them down and now there's just lots of power poles that used to be those trees" - Clyde