Compton Burgers

🪄 THE ESCAPE BEGINS...

🔥 Lil Houdini Escape Meal
🔥 Signature Fried Chicken
🔥 Houdini Sauce

Coming soon to Compton Burgers. 👀

Who's escaping with us? 👇🔥





🎬 Some meals are worth waiting for... this one might disappear before you get the chance. 🪄🔥

🚨 BIG NEWS FROM COMPTON BURGERS! WE ARE RELOCATING! 🚨
Perth, we love you! Compton Burgers is gearing up for our next massive chapter, which means we are officially relocating to do something new. Stay tuned for updates on where we are popping up next! 🍔👀
BUT HERE IS THE HUGE OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU 👇
Because we are moving on, we are selling our fully-equipped, heavy-duty commercial kitchen and takeaway setup on Stirling Street, Northbridge.
WE ARE NOT SELLING THE COMPTON BURGERS BRAND. We are selling the Plant & Equipment and the lease. You get a clean slate to walk in, turn on the fryers, and launch your own empire immediately.
🔥 WHY THIS LOCATION IS AN ABSOLUTE GOLDMINE: 🔥
THE NEW NEIGHBORS: They are building a massive 18-story apartment complex DIRECTLY across the road (it's currently a car park, but go look up the council plans!). That is hundreds of guaranteed hungry customers living right on your doorstep in the near future. Get in before the rent goes up.
STADIUM TRAFFIC: Steps away from HBF Park (NIB Stadium). You will crush it on game days (Rugby, Soccer) and concert nights.
THE ARTERY: Perfectly positioned on the main route to Burswood Casino and the Airport. Perfect for late-night food runs.
💡 PERFECT SETUP FOR:
A Cafe: Catch all the morning traffic and the future apartment residents.
Fish & Chip Shop: Just swap out a grill or two and you have the perfect suburban fish and chip spot.
Ghost Kitchen / Delivery Hub: The perfect radius for UberEats/DoorDash hitting the CBD and surrounding suburbs.
💰 THE DEAL: $95,000 Walk in, walk out for the Plant & Equipment and the lease setup.
We built something special here, and now it’s your turn. If you want to bypass the massive costs of building a commercial kitchen from scratch, this is your shot.
📞 Call Michael Theo directly at 0415 154 102 to have a chat and arrange a viewing. Serious buyers only. Help us move on to our next chapter by starting yours!
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They said we were cooking in the back. They just didn't know the recipe. 🟡🧪

Perth, we heard you wanted a Raising Cane’s. We’re giving you something better. The 2019 code has been rewritten.

The lab is active. The Blue Crystal is brewing. The tenders and sauce are flawless. We aren’t just opening a burger joint; we’re starting a movement.

We drop soon. Turn on your notifications. Because when the batch is gone, the lab shuts down for the day. 🤫🧬

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Even Cartman knows an 8/10 is a crime. 😤🍔💀

We let Grok AI loose on the Perth burger scene, and South Park has officially declared war on the “8/10 idiots.” 🤣
When you see them disrespecting the Cheezy-E, you know it’s time to riot. We’re with Cartman—gotta go find that last smash patty before it’s too late! 🏃‍♂️💨
What is your ACTUAL rating out of 10 for Compton Burgers? Settle the debate in the comments below! 👇🥩🔥
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🤖 Video generated with Grok AI

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Watch the magic happen… 🪄

Lil Houdini just poured the legendary Houdini Sauce like fine wine.

One dip and the burger disappears.

Only at COMPTON BURGERS.

Are you brave enough to try it? 🍔🔥

Tag someone who needs to taste the magic.

🚨Perth... we know it’s been quiet on our end lately.
Our family has been feeding this community for 26 years. In 2019, we poured all of that history into creating Compton Burgers—and the energy was so real we even had the late, great legend himself, Coolio, cooking on our benches.
But we also know that recently, our opening hours have been unpredictable. We hate the “open-shut” cycle just as much as you do. So, we made a decision. We aren’t just reopening the same old way. We are completely rebuilding the engine.
Welcome to Compton Burgers 2.0.
This is a completely new, permanent model designed specifically to reward our most loyal locals. No more unpredictable hours. No more guessing if the grills are hot. Just the same legendary burgers.
We are going to be looking for a very small, exclusive group of day-one legends to help us launch this new era. We’ll drop the details next week.
For now, we just want to know who is still with us. If you’ve been missing the authentic Compton energy, drop a 🍔 in the comments below. Let’s see who is ready for 2.0. 👇
Your Move