Jeremy Dooley - Comedian

The poor young girls had no idea that Scott Hastings didn’t win the Pan-Pacific Grand Prix coz his steps were too crowd pleasing

“We offer a competitive salary, but you’ll need 2 other jobs to pay for rent. Yeah our CEO just got a new yacht though”

He also thought the guy who stole our car park was a dog…

“They’ve got a very powerful set of lungs”

Colon was the kid who smelled…

“Let’s circle back to a more convenient time hey shall we?”

“They’re just gifted with screens I guess haha”

“I can’t wait to hear about this new framework!”

“Yeah I work in the public service, and enjoy walking round the lake haha”

“If you eat and go in the ocean within 30mins you’ll attract sharks”