The Dinner Singer - Wedding Singer / DJ Perth

Thu Apr 9 - The Brook - 6-9pm
Absolute mixed bag. Families having dinner next to blokes who look like they’ve just walked out of a court appearance. Somehow it works. It always works.

Fri Apr 10 - Quinns Rocks Sports Club - 6:30-9:30pm
Everyone’s here for the roast and the meat raffle. Dance floor opens briefly like a government program, a few textbook moves get rolled out, then it’s shut down by 8:45.

Sat Apr 11 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Couples, families, and the occasional busload of chaos. Looks like a relaxed beer garden until the bus rolls in and suddenly you’re playing over 17 conversations and a birthday cake.

Sun Apr 12 - Portofino’s - 5-8pm
Great spot. Big screen pumping sport, plenty of Poms, and I’m doing my best to compete with whatever’s happening in the 18-yard box.

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Thu Apr 2 - The Brook - 6-9pm
Three minutes from home, cold pints, and a crowd that slowly realises I’m not the Spotify playlist.

Fri Apr 3 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Packed beer garden, rising volume, and at least one table convinced they’re part of the performance.

Sat Apr 4 - Oceans 27 - 5-8pm
Beachside set. Good food, nice crowd, and a rotating cast of kids treating the area in front of me like a racetrack.

Sun Apr 5 - The Boat, Mindarie - 2-5pm
Great waterfront views, expensive boats, and a gentle reminder that I don’t live anywhere near here.

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Thu Mar 26 - The Brook - 6-9pm
Three minutes from home, cold beer, and a crowd that lets me settle in before deciding how much attention I deserve.

Fri Mar 27 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Busy beer garden, loud tables, and at least one bloke singing along like he’s been booked for the second set.

Sat Mar 28 - The Vines Resort - 5:30-8:30pm
Cyclone pending. Classy setting, strong drinks, and me keeping one eye on the sky and one on the capo.

Sun Mar 29 - The Woodvale - 3:30-6:30pm
Front beer garden setup. Smokers left, non-smokers right, and me positioned right at the entrance like I’m soundtracking arrivals and departures.

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Gig Guide:
Thu Feb 26 - The Brook - 6-9pm
Local crowd, cold beer, and close enough to home that forgetting a capo just becomes a quick intermission.

Fri Feb 27 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Beer garden’s getting busier every week. Good vibe, full tables, and someone confidently singing the wrong lyrics beside me.

Sat Feb 28 - The Vines Resort - 5:30-8:30pm
Golf resort calm. Soft lighting, relaxed crowd, and me trying to keep dinner music from turning into pub rock.
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Thu Jan 22 - The Brook - 6-9pm
Local crowd, cold beer, and close enough to home that forgetting a capo isn’t a disaster - just a slightly faster drive.

Fri Jan 23 - The Duke, Carramar - 6-9pm
Classic British pub out in the suburbs. Real people, solid meals, and usually someone at the bar convinced I’d sound better with a tambourine.

Sat Jan 24 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Valencia’s turning into a full house most weekends. Beer garden vibes, solid crowd, and just enough background noise to keep me guessing what key I’m in.

Sun Jan 25 - The Woodvale - 3:30-6:30pm
Usually a solid front beer garden crowd - the kind of gig where the pints flow, the sun’s out, and someone starts dancing halfway through their own meal.

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Gig Guide:
Thu Jan 15 - The Brook - 6-9pm
Back at the local. Three-minute drive, cold pints, and heckling with just the right amount of affection.

Fri Jan 16 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
This beer garden’s turning into a packed house most weeks. Great vibe, rising volume, and no shortage of “do you do requests?” before I’ve even started.

Sat Jan 17 - The Vines Resort - 5:30-8:30pm
Golf resort calm, crisp air, and a crowd relaxed enough to forget I’ve played “Better Be Home Soon” twice.

Sun Jan 18 - Fremantle Sailing Club - 2:30-5:30pm
Big venue, bigger boats, and a room full of people whose sunglasses cost more than my loop pedal.

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Wed Dec 31 - The Vines Resort - 5-9pm
NYE at the golf resort. Early finish, classy crowd, and I’m out before the dance floor turns into a conga line of regrets.

Thu Jan 1 - 7th Ave Bar - 6-9pm
New Year’s Day recovery set. Slower songs, sunglasses indoors, and applause that sounds like a gentle breeze.

Fri Jan 2 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Back in the beer garden. Wine, wedges, and the sound of everyone pretending their resolutions haven’t already crumbled.

Sun Jan 4 - Portofino’s - 4-7pm
Beachfront tunes to close out the run. Seafood, sun, and one bloke who thinks “Sweet Caroline” is a spiritual experience.

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Weekly Gig Guide: From Christmas to Kick-Off Edition

Wed Dec 24 - The Woodvale - 4-7pm
Christmas Eve at the pub. Early pints, festive chaos, and Mariah requests before I’ve finished setting up.

Fri Dec 26 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Boxing Day in the beer garden. Wine, wedges, and that one table clapping half a beat behind all night.

Sat Dec 27 - Wedding (Private Event)
Private event. Playing love songs, dodging speeches, and pretending Perfect still feels fresh.

Sun Dec 28 - The Currambine Bar & Bistro - 12-3pm
Big indoor restaurant gig. Laid-back lunch crowd, great food, and toddlers treating the dance floor like a racetrack.

Wed Dec 31 - NYE at The Vines - 5-9pm
New Year’s Eve at the golf resort. Early shift, elegant crowd, and a countdown I’ll be watching from the car park.

Thu Jan 1 - 7th Ave Bar - 6-9pm
New Year’s Day recovery gig. Slower set, sunglasses inside, and some very quiet applause.

Fri Jan 2 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Back in the beer garden. Breezy tunes, holiday mode, and the sound of people pretending they’re not back at work Monday.

Sun Jan 4 - Portofino’s - 5-8pm
Beachfront chill. Seafood, sunsets, and one guy asking if I “do requests” while holding a full prawn cocktail.

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Thu Dec 11 - The Brook - 6-9pm
Back at the local. Three minutes from home, solid crowd, and a 40% chance of someone yelling “play Horses” before I even finish soundcheck.

Fri Dec 12 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Swan Valley sunset session. Wine, wedges, and one table trying to guess every song by the first chord - loudly and incorrectly.

Sat Dec 13 - The Vines - 5:30-8:30pm
Classy resort crowd, golf carts everywhere, and the subtle art of making Cold Chisel sound like dinner music.

Sun Dec 14 - 7th Ave Bar - 12-3
Sunday sesh in full swing. Big meals, loose rhythms, and someone who thinks clapping on 1 and 3 is a flex.

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🎸 Weekly Gig Guide 🎸

Thu Dec 4 - The Brook - 6-9pm
Kicking things off at the local. Three-minute drive, friendly hecklers, and enough pints to keep the crowd just rhythmically unstable.

Fri Dec 5 - Portofino’s - 5-8pm
Coastal views, clean vocals, and someone loudly ordering oysters during the quiet part of every ballad.

Sat Dec 6 - The Brook - 12-5pm
Back again for The Brook’s 15th birthday. Five hours in the sun, plenty of pints, and a strong chance someone requests ABBA before lunch.

Sun Dec 7 - The Kalamunda - 3-6pm
Up in the hills. Great beer garden, middle-aged crowd, and enough breeze to turn my lyrics into performance art.

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Thu Nov 27 - The Brook - 6-9pm
Three minutes from home, cold pints, and locals who rate songs based on how fast they get their schnitzel.

Fri Nov 28 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Back in the Swan Valley — good food, good wine, and at least one table asking if I take requests before I’ve even plugged in.

Sat Nov 29 - Private Event
Private party, secret location, highly classified setlist. If it involves a conga line, I’ve already made peace with it.

Sun Nov 30 - The Currambine Bar & Bistro - 12-3pm
Solid Sunday lunch crowd, big open space, and the occasional mid-bite dance move.

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