Life As it is

A dead battery can't jump another dead battery. Stay away from people who can't charge your spirit when you need a jump.

Guess the country:

2️⃣ ➕ R ➕🔑

I told my wife i wanted to be cremated.
She made an appointment for Tuesday.

Research shows that laughing for 2 mins is just as healthy as a 20 min jog.
So, now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers

I had a beer last night and on the side of the can it said, "Best drunk in August, 2025".
I want to thank the beer company for this prestigious award.

ONE WORD to describe the people in YOUR COUNTRY... GO!

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?
Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.
Waiter: Rare it is.

If you could bring one musician back for a live tour, who would it be?

What is the ONLY FLAG in the world that features a DRAGON?

Don't Google!

One of my goals on a recent trip to Cape York was to be able to see an endangered Palm Cockatoo also known as the Goliath Cockatoo.

What an amazing experience, being able to not only see one but capture it some beautiful soft light in its natural environment.

What’s a TV show so bad (in your opinion) it feels like punishment to watch?