Useless Spaceman
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Melbourne-based indie rock band. NASA superfans. Generally incompetent. Friendly but inconsiderate.
19/09/2026
Scenes from last Sat night! We unsuitable spacefarers had the honour of soundtracking a hen's night, as well as two birthdays! Hope everyone had a blast 🚀
Add that to previous housewarmings and a wedding, and we might get as well start taking bookings. What's next? All offers considered 😉
Just don't request that we play The Smiths again, or Jojo will be mad.
12/09/2026
TONIGHT from 9pm! Counterproductive cosmonauts crash landing into the Post Office Hotel for two sets!
Trialling a new band member for our upcoming gig. He's not great at holding a guitar, but he's adorable so we'll let it slide.
Useless Spaceman double set Sept 12th at The Post Office Hotel Coburg The Post Office Hotel
02/08/2026
Asinine astronauts are returning triumphantly to earth in a big way! For our first gig in over a year, not only will we be playing two sets (ambitious) for free (fantastic), but we've also been working on a few cheeky covers!
Useless Spaceman double header kicks off at 9pm Sat Sept 12th at The Post Office Hotel, bring your dancing shoes and get ready to get sweaty
07/07/2026
substandard space-cadets back on deck and reporting for duty
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