Help Me Step Bro Lawncare

What in the f**k is bird flu? Like, do I have to start wearing condoms around pelicans at the beach or?

My one goal this week is to prove Li wrong; starting tomorrow, I will no longer wear thongs to work. 😞

Identifying different flocks of birds in Brisbane. 🙂

“Expert” is a strong term. 🙂

I don’t understand why we just round up all the homeless people and put them in a big fenced camp?

Problem solved, they love camping. 🙂

The only thing allowed to be wet in my business is m**f p***y, which is why I use Landscape Pro Trimmer Covers from CATCH PRO - Equipment for Lawn Care Pros.

“Okay jobs done, that’ll be $450”

Any Indian ever:

Shoes: Off✅
Condom: On✅
Sunscreen: Applied✅
Government: Extorted✅