Septic Tank 5

Last night I shat in boiling water and trapped the steam in a plastic container. Going on a 8 hour busride so it should hold me till I get to the bus station and pay a homeless dude to s**t on my chest.

my farts are the stuff of legend, rumbling, like distant thunder, yet personal and intimate in the way their frequencies strike

I have a fascination with p**p. I don't eat it or anything, but I kinda want to p**p on a girls chest and have s*x in it. A**l s*x of course

When your dog eats it’s own s**t before you get to

I literally just shat a gallon of pure nectar

Ran out of coffee
Pooped in my mug instead and got my daily dose of s**t

I just p**ped on my sons face

Hello I love to eat s**t

p**p has vitamins it's good for you