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1. Can you cry under water?

2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall of trees when they sleep?

4. Why is it called building when it is already built?

5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?

6. "I Love You" is not a question then why does it need an answer?

7. Why does round pizza come in a square box?

8. Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?

9. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"