Chef Ve Nyika

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chicken Milanese x fries

Sat 26 Feb

tinana Moyo Ndizvo here around the world? Sauvignon Blanc Dry readily available! also do we have ana Moyo Chirandu here around the globe? Pinotage readily available,, Awarded Double Gold Winner

im obsessed with bacon wrapped meat, be it tray bake or

Spaghetti Vongole || Continental Level

dinner || mutton pasta

what do you like for breakfast? me it's sunny side up eggs and mushrooms ✓

Chef Ve Nyika updated their phone number.

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The price of a pizza is equal to a bag of cement......
So if you take a lady out, let her know she's eating a Mansion.

THIS IS A CRIME STORY :-
5 Friends lived in a room,
Their names are:-
Mad, Brain, Stupid,
Somebody, Nobody.
0ne day Somebody killed Nobody
That time Brain was in bathroom
Mad called police
Mad :- Is it police station?
Police :- Yes,wat is d
matter?
Mad :- Somebody killed Nobody
Police :- R u mad?
Mad :- Yes,I m Mad.
Police :- Don't u have brain?
Mad: Brain is in bathroom Police :-
U Stupid!
Mad :- I'm not Stupid,
Stupid is reading the
STATUS;-):-P:-)
Now Like dis joke If u r nt STUPID

A REAL BOYFRIEND
Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don't care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she
thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10
yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if
you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain

This a true story happened in Kadoma a few months ago. A man was
hitch
hiking
> on a very dark night, in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling by
and
> there was hardly a car on the road. The storm was so strong that he could
> hardly see his feet in front of him. Suddenly a car came towards him and
> stopped. Without thinking, he got in and closed the door, just to realise
> that there was nobody behind the steering wheel. The car moved off slowly.
He
> looked ahead and saw a curve in the road. Scared, he started praying,
begging
> for his life. He was terrified. Just before hitting the curve, a hand
> appeared through the window and turned the steering wheel. The man, now
> paralysed with fear, watched how the hand kept appearing every time they
got
> to a curve. Gathering all his courage, he jumped out and ran to the
nearest
> lights he could see. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and asked for a
> Castle. After drinking it, he told everyone of the horrible experience he
had
> just had. Everyone was silent when they realized he was crying. About half
an
> hour later, two men came into the bar and on seeing the terrified man, one
of
> them said to the other, "Moyondizvo, that's the idiot who got into the car
> when we were pushing".

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A man is assigned to watch two mad men.The lunatics look calm that morning so the man decides to leave them in a room 4 a while.When he comes back-SHOCK-
One man is hanging from the roof with his feet, head down,pretending to be a light bulb,- the other is polishing 2 pieces of wood pretending he is a carpenter.the watchmen asks him:
'why don't you help your bro off the roof,can't you hear he's breathing hard?'He says:
WHAT! take off the light and work in the dark.

A guy was was asking a fitness trainer in a gym......."i need to impress the girls,which machine should i use?.....the trainer replied.......oh just use the ATM machine.

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well, that's because we aren't married yet

The tourist asked the Farmer: "Is it possible to catch the 3 o'clock train if I take a shortcut through the fields?"
"Sure", said the Farmer, "and if the bull in the Field sees you , you might even catch the 2 o'clock express." :

A Woman Is
Dreaming In Bed One Night When
Suddenly She Wakes Up
Screaming "Quick!, Get Out My
Husband Is in Home!!!"Just Than
...Her Husband Wakes Up And
Jumps Out Of The Window.
Hehehehehe .

A little boy was walking down the street with a live turkey in his arms. A man in a car drove up to him and said, "You know that hunting season is over, right? Well, whatever you do to the turkey, I'm gonna do it to you. So, what are you going to do with it?" The boy replied, "I'm gonna kiss his butt and let him go!''

Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.

Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam.
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…