The Growth Table

What if it works?

Izvezvi mukomana wako Ari busy kuudza mumwe musikana kuti wakafa 😂😂😂😌

Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son : Both
Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Son : Dubai
Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Son : Malaysia
Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Son :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Son : During the first question
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You are laughing right? May joy and laughter never depart from you. 😂😂

Vana Vevhu
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Meanwhile In Mutare

Please read till the end!

HOLY TOASTING...!!!
•BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?
•GIRL: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
•BOY: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
•GIRL: But I don’t love you.
•BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
•GIRL: So how do I belive that your words are true?
•BOY: Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
•GIRL: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
•BOY: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
•GIRL: But why me? There are so many pretty girls out there.
•BOY: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
•GIRL: But what do you see in me, that makes you to love me?
•BOY: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaws in you."
•GIRL: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
•BOY: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord
is to be praised.”
•GIRL: What will happen if I say yes?
•BOY: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
•GIRL: How come you know so many Scriptures or are u a pastor?
•BOY: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful.
•GIRL: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
•BOY: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
•GIRL: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
•BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
•GIRL: Wow...!!!, I love you already
•BOY: Revelations 22:21 "Amen for it is finished."

Let's watch and grow in faith together.........

If your wife or girlfriend decides to go from Getting plaited to getting hair-cuts, which cut would you prefer and why?
Ladies you are free to participate too, if it were you, which style would you go for?

Don't allow your light to dim!