Taco Bell Harare, we have best taco in Zimbabwe and Africa!
Operating as usual
This man come cosplay as fish bug alien thing from star war come and throw tear gas here today NOT ACCEPTABLE BAN FOREVER.
Free lip disks for every Cheetah chalupa OR Fried rat bought for limited time only!
Otongo earlier on way to work this morning with pet crocodile! Taco Bell Harare have employee pets everywhere, if Tanishe pet baboon poop on your burrito don't eat please
Please don't make Otongo mad during your visit ok thanks
Customer have report of crazy angry leopard near restaurant. If see, be careful! Mushawa and Tanishe almost attack by the animal this morning
Sorry no activities! Zimbabwe in hard times. Africa in trouble! #freewengu
Yagobe school picture when he school kid. Yagobe cute right????? :)
We back! AIDS epidemic gone! Yagobe offer free fried rat with sauce of your choice! Come by soon! Cheetah chalupa and python potato griller 50% off with free fried rat come by soon :)
AIDS epidemic still bad, one zebra too sick and die. :(
Sorry no post lately, AIDS epidemic took toll greatly and employees sick with ebola. We be back soon! :)
These people scare away little children this morning please don't wear scary masks to Taco Bell! Offenders will be tossed to Otongo pet crocodile.
Please NO feed of baboons that live nearby! They more fight when offer food!
We have upgrade security since Guniki death. No fight in Taco Bell or outside please!
Meet Yagobe our manager. Sometime Yagobe go mad when cooks don't listen. Watch out for him if you make him mad Taco Bell be in trouble!
Memory of Tanishe pet python love Mipinji. RIP snake we love you always in our heart and belly
Very sad to say Tanishe pet python die. :( We make it to python potato griller! Come early morning great python potato griller! Limited-time only come fast early morning before we run out of python meat!
Bushmeat man Panishi went on Congo trip bring back many lot of meats! Here one remove from freezer take look! Organic free-range animals only used guarantee :)
At Taco Bell Harare we believe variety spice of life! Child worker Mipinji help sort out bushmeat for special nacho supreme order :)
Meet one of our part-time taco cook Mushawa. When he not busy he give kids candy on him hair.
We HAVE a bathroom, please use! don't use toilet make us angry! >:(
Cheetah chalupa on sale 50% off! Come fast!
Tanishe pet zebras on loose if found please call and help us bring zebras home ok Tanishe worry this pic taken but when we arrive they far away already :( reward fresh zebra quesarito for free! :)
Please do not perform ritual on Thursday because of limited time elephant enchilada or else you scare poor Panishi because Panishi has fear of fire give bad memory and nightmare ok thanks
Mention us from this post here get free Dorito Loco bushmeat taco fresh from jungle! Limited time only HURRY!! :)
This man scare people away make fire nearby! Not our hyena-repel fire, this man is witch. If you see watch out he take your Baja Blast!
Taco Bell Harare is sad to say poor Tungi found dead just out of town. Tungi was good elephant, whoever kill must be turn into taco. However popular elephant enchilada back limited time! :)
All of these people here have stolen many fire sauces to sell in black markets. We take theft serious here! Steal no good mean ban forever from here.
Please no enter storage room we have bug problem in there. If open then we may get lawsuit and lawsuit no good.
Hospital say Guniki no survive violent ordeal. No picture from hospital because one of Gunikis wives say no show him. However we show Guniki when live scare away hyena with fire. RIP he was very very good man help protect Taco Bell everyday. :(
Do not mind about fire nearby place it scare hyenas away. No close though or else danger!
Fresh from wild of Africa! Our taco meat have free-range organic wild African animals guarantee.
Forget our last post customers no patient so no free cup of Baja Blast with Fresh Fried Rat. Hospital come and poor Guniki our security guard was hurt bad. Shame on you customer!!
Come here today and get Fresh Fried Rat with free cup of Baja Blast any size! Beggars not allowed though they be chased out of building on sight
Blockbuster Uganda Tungi our elephant needs be back! Sorry for damages! Home empty we sad. :(
EDIT: Turn out Blockbuster Uganda no have Tungi. If see Tungi let Tinashe know please soon!!
We sorry we no longer serve elephant enchilada! No matter how much you fight back we no bring back! We sorry but we must obey law or else we get lawsuit. All future offender be dead by Otongo pet crocodile Zoonga.
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