Kmart Zimbabwe

I'm back and striving.

-Jufuku Zahari

Jufuku Zahari here.

Every single store employee died of the China-AIDS 19 virus.

I am alone. I have no money and very little food. I live in the store. Every day I fight off bandits. Yesterday they stole my turtle, Jackson Potlick as well as my prized copy of Adam Sandler's Click on DVD. I do not know how much longer I have left. Please remember me as I was.

This is why we do not post anymore. Thought you should know.

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It is official. Big boss man Jufuku Zahari is looking for a new wife!!

Would you like to date this dashing fellow? Do you know someone who would? Post your candidates in the comments below!

It has been 2 year since my wife has passed away. I am now dating. Post your applications in the comments. Thank you.
- Jufuku Zahari

It is with great sadness that we report that our matron Muhinda Salib-Zahari has passed away in what only can be described as an unfortunate farming accident. She was found this morning drowned in a vat of cow semen. Mugabe bless her soul.

tell yo girl about me

Hello we were trying a new page admin last night. He posted something not good and is now been executed. Sorry for inconvenience.

can i get a F in chat

What other country have high-fashion President? Not Uganda. Zimbabwe number 1.

WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED

We miss u sir

Robert Mugabe has passed away.

how many of u old enough to say you remember the great bongiku war??

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We miss u sir

the adam sandle dvds have been burned

you did this

please stop this riot

we will not lower the price of adam sandler dvds

Is your child participating in pride? Well have the perfect service for you!

Do you suspect your child of being a homogay? Bring to our pharmacy where skilled witch doctors will perform a homogay analysis to determine if they are or are not one of them. If results turn positive and you have yourself a certified homogay, we will perform the Homogay Rehabilitation Procedure which has just a 10% survival rate but will cure this disease. If they do die... Well hey thats 1 less homogay in the world and thats good enough for me.

Still relevant

Pride month? We have pride here. Pride that homogay banned from the store.

My son send me this photo of him and his new friend.

What nice boys.

- Pabis

My favorite movie on permanent repeat. This part choke me up everytime.

- Jufuku Zahari

Jungers birthday party

We getting down so hard

Church thoughts:

why my pp burns

get out of my car park demon

MY son start his first day at a new school. Send you're best wishes.

-Kemaulo

Our bi-monthly grocery shipment have arrived and is being loaded into the stock room right now.

friends do not believe this socalist propaganda

we use america VPN because local internet service man Jurger Koolimbai block facebook access for all of Harare

the men have come in the night

they have taken my wife's boyfriend and my son

we out here

white man came in and we walked him right out of the country

Construction on the wall has begin. Our child labour force is hard at work as pictured here.
Soon we will have a beautiful and magnificent wall surrounding the store and America is going to pay for it. No whites will get in here any longer!!

We are now offering this service 25% off for this week only!

Do you suspect your child of being a homogay? Bring to our pharmacy where skilled witch doctors will perform a homogay analysis to determine if they are or are not one of them. If results turn positive and you have yourself a certified homogay, we will perform the Homogay Rehabilitation Procedure which has just a 10% survival rate but will cure this disease. If they do die... Well hey thats 1 less homogay in the world and thats good enough for me.

Bitumbu up to his old antics again. How should we punish him this time?

We have evidence proving that Mark Zuckerberg inappropriately touched his sister in the bath tub when she was 3 weeks old.

hello frens we are close for the holiday times as Master Jufuku Zahari have taken a sabbatical
Have a bless time and may baba Mnangagwa watch over you 🇿🇼

boko haram take my babby