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Do parents even know that too much comparison can create stress and ultimately depression?

The way some girls hold pizza, like they are holding a masters degree

My neighbor was drinking tea with a fork, and he said the sun is sunning

Him: Babe unlock your phone
Her: If you beat me i will get you arrest

you can't taste me, until you undress me, sincerely banana 🍌🍌

when your ex says you'll never find anyone like me, reply that's the point

Just a reminder to y'all

people say nothing is impossible,but I do nothing everyday 😒😒

i don't care if you think I'm crazy ,life is too short to be normal 😒😒