2 colour

uze uthandaze ucele ukphasa
Kant wea bubhaleni vel..🤨

With Urh Mafungase Kamamarh – I just got recognised as one of their top fans!

That quite cute😊

Hi

Tellkom gek phel ingoma emnandii yaphindwa🤲🥺

::-Manicabanga Between
Lomkhulu WeGrandpa Nalo
Wase KFC Ubani Omdala🥹..?

'ngyasala kulamafu esibili'😌

Weeh konje anikaze nigibele ibhanoyi🙄

🗣️Umfana akafebi uyadideka.🥺❤️

I condom iyafana ne manager Uma ingekho kuvele kube mnandi emsebenzini😌😚😙

& Nokuba Single akukho Bad Ngoba No Mr Price akanaye Mrs Price.🥺

🥴 Udakwee uze ukhulum no mpopi

"🗣️ Waphalaza kangak slender urytt kdw"

[OCINGWENI]

Mina: 📞 “Hello.”

Umama: 📞 "Anibambi Ngani Phone? 😟 Niyadina Yazi Nina! 😡 Ngihlangabezeni Estobhini Sengiyaphuma Edrobheni, Niphathe Ibhara!"

[ESTOBHINI]
“Senimeleni Lapho? 🤨 Wozani Nizohlisa Umthwalo!.”

[ENDLELENI]
“Nibambe Kahle, Kuyadura Ukudla. Letha La Le Plastic Lase-Shoprite, Linezinto Zami. 🧘 Ubani Onike Ingane Amaqanda? 🙆🏽‍♀️ Azofa! 😩Angazi Nizowathenga Ngani Ngoba Anisebenzi. 😒 Le Plastic Elimnyama Ulibambe Kahle, Kunezinto Ezifayo Lapho! Musani Ukungishiya! Ngikhathele. 😴 Ungagijimi Wena, Uzowa Ufe! 😲”

[EKHAYA]
“Hawu! Hawu! 🙆🏽‍♀️ Le Ndishi Lokhu Ngiyishiye La Izolo, Lokhu Niyayeqa! 😳 Kwashisa Kangaka La Endlini, 😩 Anivule Amafastela Sizofa! 😵 Kwangcola Kangaka! Kanti Benenzani Imini Yonke? 😳 Kudliwani? Ngaze Ngafa Indlala. 😩 Aningikhumule Izicathulo, 👡 Anilethe La Lama Plastic. 🏃🏽‍♂️ 🏃🏽‍♀️ Sukani Phambi Kwami, Angiwathenganga Amaswidi, Bekugcwele Edrobheni. 😏 Kunenyama Esalile La, Awuhlephulele Izingane. Aningilethele Amanzi Abandayo, Ngiyafa Ukushisa. 😔 Ubani Oshiye Le Nkomishi La? 🤔 Izitsha Anizigezanga Ngani? Anilethe Ibhakede Ngizochama, Ngeke Ngisafika E-toilet, Ngiyafa. 😲 Zidlile Izinkukhu Zami? Phela Nina Ningahlala Ningaziphakeli! 😕 Hambisa Nayi Imali KuMaSithole Ngingaze Ngiyidle, Thatha Nasi Isjumbana Sikabhanana, Ufike Umnikeze. Ungibongele Kakhulu. 🧐 Seyiphelile Imali? Angisenalutho Niyabona? 🤷🏽‍♀️ Awuthi Ngiyophumula, Ngikhathele Bekugcwele Edrobheni. Ningilethele Ukudla Kwami, Ngizodlela Ekamelweni. Ngiyafa Ikhanda. Ake Ninyakaze, Nisibonile Iskhathi? ‘Yazi Kungcono Ukuhlala Wedwa. 😏 Aningenzele Itiye. 😋 Inkosi Benenzani Ngoba Kungcole Kanje? 😑 Namanzi Ami Okugeza Aningichithelanga. 🙄 ‘Yazi Ngcono Ngife Ngiphumule. 😐”

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Mina Ngithi Abazali Abavalwe Bengasayi E-town, 🤚🏽 Akuvalwe Nemali Bengasaholi Because Wow! 😂 🤣