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24/04/2025
Another one... the pill I swallowed....
24/04/2025
DONT PLAY THE VICTIM🤣
07/04/2025
BEWARE! This could happen to you, if you drink and party all night long... But it's not what it looks like. Take a closer look and if you don't see feet wearing socks, you have a dirty mind!
30/03/2025
April Fools Day IS CANCELLED this year... because no made-up prank could compete with the unbelievable 'sheet' going on in the real world right now!
(of course it's a joke about April Fools Day, but the 'sheet' is really happening!) 😂
23/03/2025
TUTORIAL FOR MEN: How to make your wife scream with just ONE FINGER. ☝️ I tried with my wife and it worked! 😂
🤣 Laughter is the best But if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine. 😂
23/03/2025
Do you think AGE MATTERS? In my opinion, age only matters if you're a cheese! (that's because I'm old...)
23/03/2025
LIFE WORKSHOP - My husband and I are doing workshop... so he works and I shop!
22/03/2025
Who misses their ex-husband? I miss my ex-husband a lot... but my aim is getting better! 😲
17/03/2025
A WOMAN WITHOUT A MAN 💯 A man without a woman is called a bachelor and a woman without a man is called a GENIUS ‼️
ME > I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't do drugs... I only have one small problem... I LIE!
A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN 💄 Behind every successful woman is her best friend, who is giving her crazy ideas!
25/02/2025
WISE SAYING: Love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably p**p! 🤣
25/02/2025
ADVICE FOR MEN! Beware guys... these are the 5 most used WOMEN'S DEADLY TERMS! Be careful when you hear any one of them, and take extreme caution iif she mentions them all in a single conversation! 😳
Do you think life is hard? It's even harder for people who are stupid! 😁
Remember when you had a camera with roll film and asked your friend to hold it and take a picture of you? Do you know what this friend's name is today? Selfie stick! 😲
Did you know that there are three things you should NOT take with beer, otherwise you could die? They are 1) gunshot 2) stab 3) poison ! 🤔
"In God we trust".. all others we run through NCIC. ! 👮♂️
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