Califronia Gloden Beras

Califronia Gloden Beras

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GO BERAS! At least we can seek solace in things like "well, we have academics" or "who needs the roseb owl when we have the nobelp rize?"

As former wards of the Regnets of the Univeristy of Califronia, we all have one thing in common: the disappointment and butthurt that comes with following Cal Athletics.

Cal vs. Kansas for Longest Streak of Losing Conference Records 11/11/2023

This is our legacy. YOU NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR ALUM AND FANBASE, Cal Bears.

Cal vs. Kansas for Longest Streak of Losing Conference Records The Golden Bears' football team last had a winning conference mark in 2009 and might replace the Jayhawks this year in this dubious category

Cal Kicker Michael Luckhurst Says He Can Make Field Goals Up to 65 Yards 21/09/2023

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cal Kicker Michael Luckhurst Says He Can Make Field Goals Up to 65 Yards Luckhurst is the son of ex-Cal, NFL kicker Mick Luckhurst. He and punter Lachlan Wilson give the Bears a strong kicking game

10/09/2023

Cal Kicker - Suckhurst.... dude.... YOU ARE TERRIBLE

Cal's Board of Regents schedule meeting on Pac-12 membership 08/08/2023

Like it fu***ng matters at this point. "YaY... MOuNtAiN WeSt!"

Kill all the sports programs and focus on Cal's superiority in academics!

Cal's Board of Regents schedule meeting on Pac-12 membership California's Board of Regents has scheduled a call for Tuesday. The agenda is a discussion on "UC Berkeley Pac-12 Conference Membership."

05/08/2023

And we're back! News of the PAC12 teams abandoning ship made us come back. Why? Because we predicted this YEARS AGO and just to say this:

"FU***NG TOLD YOU SO!"