Pitty Pat America's Favorite Kitty Cat
i'm an inconsiderate cat.
BRETON'S GUIDE TO LIFE (in 10 steps)
his breton cat is much too chill, but i guess he has some good suggestions for life. i do agree with his methods of staying strong.
https://vimeo.com/48538997
vimeo.com Starring: Breton -- Music: Orquestra Popular de Paio Pires - "Flamingo" --- Shot with Nikon D90 -- Edited in FCP7 --
this is the dog i am forced to live with. i cannot bear to look at him. notice that he is forced to sit on the arm of the couch as i am the only one permitted to have a proper seat.
Pitty Pat America's Favorite Kitty Cat's cover photo
Henri 2, Paw de Deux
i am often asked why i do not make films. i point to the fact that the movie i would make has already been made. i give you the greatest cat film ever, http://youtu.be/Q34z5dCmC4M.
Henri 3 is here! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiYUzYozsAQ Henri 1 is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7ibPk37_U Henri on Facebook: http://tinyurl.com...
today is my 7th "birthday". i use quotation marks, as I was born on the streets and my actual birthday is not known to the humans i live with. i will be spending the day sleeping in the sun, leaving my fur all around, hitting the dog in the face and nipping him on the legs, and just generally being inconsiderate.
ugh, i partied too hard at my last cat party.
happy fourth of july people. today i will spend the day laying on the carpet in the sun and then for fun i will lay on the carpet in an area where the people need to walk. ;)
often people ask me how i deal with living with a dog. i tell them it is easy because i am a cat and therefore have claws and can think, making me far superior to a dog.
as a really awesome cat, i feel it's my duty to hate hipster cats. you can always tell hipster cats, with their messy fur, thrift store finds, spectacles, birds, and pretentious attitudes.... i hate those hipst...hey what the!? well, at least i don't wear spectacles.
the people recently got a new machine that makes a lot of noise which i do not like, but it makes the carpet feel soooooo good. unfortunately it also removes all of my beautiful fur from the carpet, so i have to lay around putting more of it on the carpet. my life is very hard because of this, as laying on the carpet takes up a lot of time that i would rather spend doing other things, like curing cancer.
KONG Kickeroo Catnip Toy
i got this for christmas. it's the only toy i've loved for an extended period of time in my five years of cat life. buy one for your cat buddies today!
http://www.petco.com/product/110291/KONG-Kickeroo-Catnip-Toy.aspx
petco.com Super fun wrestling, snuggling & kicking toy Appeals to cat's instinct to stalk & prey Includes catnip for added excitement Toys encourage exercise Made of non-toxic materials & colors
Merry Christmas from Pitty Pat America's Favorite Kitty Cat!!!!
christmas decorations went up on Saturday night. So far I have knocked the tree over once and knocked off a decorative santa's head twice!!! i rule!
so the people decorated the home today for christmas. i want to play under the tree and f**k s**t up, but the bastards put the cat sack around the base of the tree. wtf!! when did they get so smart?! i won't go near that cat sack thing. it's meant for cats.