Holy venom

Nimekula omena ya fifty sai naongea tu kijaluo naskia kwenda maandamano

K**a huko single an enjoy your state weka mkono juu 🙋🙋

a graduate in biology was having
difficulty in finding a job. he saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.🗞️👀
in the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla🦍, which had been a tourists attraction has died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as a gorilla🦍.

the graduate was embarra$$ed, but since the salary was okay, he accepted the job. the first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roared like a gorilla.

the next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion🦁. the lion r0ared and rushed towards him.

the scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a g0rilla and started shouting like a human, 🗣️"help! help!" the lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear👂*dennis*, it's me mike, your course mate."

my brother, no job in this country, infact that croc0dile🐊 in that water is not a crocodilie it is john😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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After 4 Weeks of Unprotected S£×
Girlfriend: Hey baby
Boyfriend: Hey Babe
Girlfriend: I wanna tell you something.
Boyfriend: Umm ok sh00t.
Girlfriend: Please promise me you won't get
mād.
Boyfriend: (Got a bit nervous) are you telling or
not?
Girlfriend: (Started to ¢ry) I... I... I... I... Ithink... Babe i think i'm pr£gnant.
Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Girlfriend: Yeah... I am pr£gnant i missed my
peri0d.
Boyfriend: You gotta be kidding right?
Girlfriend: No babe how can i j0ke about
something like this.
Boyfriend hangs up the phone... The girl ¢ried
alot thinking she had l0st him for good. She
even tried c0mmitting suic!de...
*After 30 minutes she hears a knock on the door. When she 0pens... BOOM it's her boyfriend, kneeling d0wn on the floor.*
Boyfriend: 200 billions stars, 7 continents, 196
countries, 9 planets, 21 province, 2 capital cities and i have had the privilege of meeting such a s0phistrated, intelligent, motivated, beautiful woman like you...
Let me c0rrect you...
You're not pr£gnant, WE are pr£gnant...
We're both resp0nsible for the baby. I will
supp0rt you and our baby. So the love of my
life.
Will you marry me???
Girlfriend: It's n0t yours!!!🙆🏿‍♀️

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there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. �
one day, a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop
the bus.
unfortunately, the beautiful young girl fell under the bus and died on the spot.
angry passengers � took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.
the judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. � � � �
he was taken to the electrocution chamber. there was a single chair in the center of the room. the conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. but, to everyone's amazement, he survived. the judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.a couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.
this time the bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. unfortunately, the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries.
the conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge.
though, he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
the bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room. he was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.
this time he died instantly.....!!!!!the question is why didn't he die on the first occasion..?? but, died instantly the second time....?okay........ here is the answer............
during the first time the conductor was a bad conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. but, during the second time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!! physics never goes wrong....
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A tragic accident in Nakuru😥😥

Nlitoka nje nikapata hakuna nje 😳😳 waah nimetense thn nikaamka kumbe ilikua msoto pheew🤣🤣