Marshmallow Murder
Burn Em' Stab Em' Eat Em'
Enjoy Cruelty Free Murder
Vegan S'mores Kits
31/12/2023
Bringing in 2024 with some Marshmallow Madness
24/12/2023
Merry Christmas from Marshmallow Murder
03/09/2023
Here’s to hoping all you Fathers out there had a murderously happy Fathers Day!
22/08/2023
🔥🌌 Embrace the Nightmare of Flavor with a Sinister Twist - Marshmallow Murder Style! 🔪🍢
Freddy Krueger might be the master of nightmares, but even he can't resist the diabolical allure of Marshmallow Murder's s'mores! 😈🔥
When the moon rises and the flames crackle, even the darkest souls can't resist the temptation of gooey marshmallows, rich chocolate, and graham crackers that add a touch of "burning" excitement. 🔥🍫
Tag your friends who dare to indulge in a sinisterly sweet adventure with us! Let's celebrate the macabre twist that Freddy Krueger himself approves of. 🌌🔪
Visit marshmallowmurder.com to explore our range of s'mores kits that add a touch of darkness to your taste buds' dreams. It's time to "stab 'em, burn 'em, eat 'em" the Marshmallow Murder way - just as Freddy would loves to! 😉🌟
Follow for more intriguing content, exclusive offers, and surprises that keep your taste buds awake even in your wildest dreams. Let's make every bite a wickedly delicious delight! 🖤🔥🍢
16/08/2023
🌇🔥 Embrace the Sinisterly Sweet Delights of Marshmallow Murder at the CBD Sundown Markets! 🌌🍢
As the sun dips below the horizon, get ready to ignite your taste buds with a touch of darkness and a whole lot of flavor! Marshmallow Murder is bringing its wickedly delightful s'mores kits to the CBD Sundown Markets, and it's a macabre twist you won't want to miss. 😈🌇
Join us under the starlit sky as we "stab 'em, burn 'em, and eat 'em" - our vegan marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers are here to make your evening a little more sinisterly sweet! 🔥🍫
Tag your friends and fellow night owls to join the adventure at the CBD Sundown Markets! Let's celebrate the night with flavors that shine just as bright as the stars above. ✨🔪
From moonlit gatherings to chilling by the campfire, Marshmallow Murder's s'mores kits will add a touch of magic to your evening under the night sky. 🌌🍢
Date: Aug 18, 2023
Location: CBD Sundown Markets @ Nerang Street, Southport
Time: 5-8pm
Visit our booth and indulge in the darkly delightful taste of s'mores. Don't miss out on our exclusive offers and diabolical surprises that'll elevate your evening! 🖤🌠
Follow for more wickedly delightful content, updates on events, and s'mores adventures that make the night a little more intriguing! 🌃🔥🍫
14/08/2023
How do you like your marshmallows?
1- Prestine Delicate Marshmallow Skin
2 - Slightly tanned
3 - This marshmallow did not wear sunscreen
4 - Tt’s face is peeling
5 - Third degree burns
6 - Melty and Silky
7 - Polka Dotted with fire
8 - Charred and Scarred
9 - Slightly Edible
10 - Not sure why you’d eat this
09/08/2023
Even your favourite villains like a s’more 🔪🔥🔪🔥🔪🔥
Can you name this villain?
Be like him and join in on the Marshmallow Murderin’ fun!
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04/08/2023
Murderin’ at the markets! 🔪🔥🔪🔥🔪
Stop on by for a bit of delectable murder 😉😉
02/08/2023
🌱🔪 Join the Sinisterly Sweet Delights of Marshmallow Murder at the Vegan Markets on August 5th @ The Broadwater! 🚀🍢
Attention, all vegan connoisseurs and flavour enthusiasts! Marshmallow Murder is unleashing its wickedly delightful s'mores kits at the Vegan Markets on August 5th, and we're ready to set the Broadwater abuzz with our sweet macabre twist! 😈🌊
Get ready to stab 'em, burn 'em, and devour 'em - our vegan marshmallows, vegan chocolate, and cruelty-free graham crackers are all set to conquer your taste buds! 🔥🍫
Tag your fellow vegans and s'mores enthusiasts to join the sinisterly sweet adventure at The Broadwater Vegan Markets!
From movie nights to chilling campfire gatherings, Marshmallow Murder's s'mores kits will be your go-to treat for indulging in vegan goodness with a hint of darkness. 🌌🍢
Date: August 5th
Location: Vegan Markets @ The Broadwater
Visit our booth at the market and embark on a journey to experience the sinfully delicious taste of cruelty-free s'mores 🖤🚀.
Follow for more wickedly delightful content, updates on events, and s'mores adventures that make vegan treats sinisterly fun! 🌱🍫🔥
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28/07/2023
☀️😎 Embrace the Sunny Side of Marshmallow Life in Gold Coast, Australia! 🌴🍢
Marshmallows enjoy the sun! Until they don’t…….
The suns out, and our Marshmallow friends are living their best beach life! 😎🍹
Whether they're soaking up the rays, basking in the sunshine, or simply relaxing with a mocktail, these marshmallows know how to have a "roasty" good time on the Gold Coast. 🏖️🔥
But, oh no! ☀️🔥 The sunny day got a little too toasty for one marshmallow, and let's just say they got a bit... well-done. 🙈🔥
Visit marshmallowmurder.com to find your perfect s'mores kit for some beachside fun. Just remember, our marshmallow friends are experts at both sun-soaking and marshmallow roasting! 🔥🍢
Follow for more sunny and funny content, beachy inspiration, and delightful marshmallow adventures. Let's toast to the Gold Coast sunshine and the marshmallow mischief that makes life all the more delightful! 🌴🍡😂
O Wonka's Darkest Secret? Fan theories abound about the enigmatic candy genius but are they true? Decide for yourself.
At Marshmallow Murder, we believe in sweet cruelty free treats. NO secrets.
Our Vegan S'mores Kits are crafted from cruelty-free, plant-based ingredients that bring you all the magic without the mystery! Say goodbye to questionable practices and hello to indulgence you can feel good about.
Embrace the sweet side of life with Marshmallow
Murder Vegan S'mores Kits!
Perfect for cozy nights, campfires, and just anytime you crave that melt-in-your-mouth delight.
Shop now and join us in creating unforgettable moments with s'mores that are better for you, the animals, and the planet!
Disclaimer: Although, the theory makes sense. We don't actually believe that W***y Wonka is a serial killer. This video is made completely for satirical purposes
21/07/2023
🔥 Friends, Family, and Fire - The Recipe for Sinisterly Sweet Moments with Marshmallow Murder! 🍫🔪
There's something magical about gathering around a flickering fire, surrounded by loved ones, and indulging in the wicked delights of Marshmallow Murder's s'mores kits. It's the perfect recipe for creating unforgettable moments filled with laughter, love, and dark indulgence. 😈
In the company of your nearest and dearest, roast our fluffy vegan marshmallows to golden perfection, and watch as the rich vegan chocolate melts between graham crackers, creating a symphony of flavors that ignite your taste buds like never before. The sinister sweetness of our s'mores kits will leave you craving more! 🔥🍫
Tag your friends and family who you'd love to share this dark and delightful experience with. Let's ignite the fire of togetherness and create cherished memories that last a lifetime. 🔥🔪🧡
Whether it's a spooky movie night, a chilling campfire gathering, or just a wickedly delightful get-together, Marshmallow Murder's s'mores kits are the perfect addition to elevate the ambiance and embrace the dark side of sweet indulgence. 🖤
Visit marshmallowmurder.com to order your s'mores kits and embark on an adventure of wickedly delightful flavors with your loved ones. Follow for more sinisterly sweet content, exclusive offers, and diabolical surprises. Let the fire of friendship and family warmth lead the way! 🔥🔪🍫
With Elon vs Zucks being official!
Let's make something else completely necessary!
& The "Because Why Not?" Billionaire Edition:
Marshmallow Murder Extravaganza!
Are you tired of ordinary s'mores? We've got just the thing for you! Presenting the most ludicrous and over-the-top kit known to humanity: The Billionaire Edition of Marshmallow Murder!
, Because why settle for
regular marshmallows when you can have them infused with pure gold? Indulge in the absurdity of luxury with our gold marshmallows!
And who needs regular
skewers when you can have them dripping in diamonds? Yes, that's right, our skewers are embezzled with the finest diamonds to add that extra sparkle to your marshmallow roasting experience.
But wait, there's more! Ever dreamed of roasting marshmallows in a Tesla? Well, now you can! Our Billionaire Edition comes with a fully-equipped Tesla complete with a built-in fire pit. Because nothing says
"extravagant s'mores" like roasting them in a luxury electric vehicle.
And let's not forget our pièce de résistance - dinosaur fossil matches! Because, you know, nothing complements the taste of marshmallows quite like ancient relics from a bygone era.
Disclaimer: Just like this fluffy fight should be satirical. This kit is a satirical take on the ludicrousness of excess and extravagance. We have no intention of encouraging over-the-top spending or wasting valuable resources for the sake of luxury marshmallow roasting.
🔪 Get ready to have your curiosity slain! Introducing "World's Deadliest Questions" by Marshmallow Murder. We're unearthing killer answers while you dig into our sinfully delicious s'mores kits. Explore the dark side and treat your taste buds to wicked delights! 🔥💀😂🍫
Don't forget to visit marshmallowmurder.com to grab your own Marshmallow Murder S'mores Kit and join us on this delightfully twisted adventure. Each kit comes complete with vegan marshmallows, indulgent chocolate, graham crackers, and all the fixings to create your own sinisterly sweet s'mores. It's the perfect pairing for a night of laughter and macabre mysteries! 🔪🔥🌙
13/07/2023
How high can you stack ‘em?
Nothing better than a pile of gooey marshmallows covered in chocolate and layered inbetween graham crackers.
The triple stack s’more is an impossibility to eat but a delicious kick in the mouth when you fit it all in.
Get your s’mores kit and see how high you can stack your pack!
11/07/2023
🔪 You asked we answered! The wait is over! Introducing Marshmallow Murder's official early launch. Get ready to indulge in the wickedly delicious world of s'mores. 🔥🍫
Darkness has descended upon the s'mores scene, and we are thrilled to unveil our complete Marshmallow Murder S'mores Kit. Brace yourself for a sinfully delightful experience that will ignite your taste buds and unleash your inner sweet-toothed monster. 😈
Each kit is a twisted masterpiece, packed with everything you need to create the perfect s'mores:
🌱 Vegan marshmallows that are fluffy and irresistibly tempting.
🍫 Vegan chocolate that melts into a rich and decadent river of delight.
🥖 Vegan graham crackers with a satisfying crunch that adds the perfect texture.
Embrace the darkness as you roast the marshmallows over the flickering table-top fire, feeling the heat intensify and the anticipation grow. With each bite, you'll be transported to a realm of sinister satisfaction that you never thought possible. 🔥
To celebrate our official launch, we are offering an exclusive limited-time promotion. Visit our website at marshmallowmurder.com and use the code "WICKED10" to enjoy a special 10% discount on your first purchase of any S'mores kit. Subscribe and receive free shipping on any orders over $100. Don't miss out on this diabolical deal! 🖤
Join us in this s'mores revolution and make Marshmallow Murder your go-to indulgence. Follow for wickedly delightful content, special offers, and a glimpse into the dark side of s'mores. 🔪🔥🍫
Tag your fellow s'mores enthusiasts and share the news of our official product launch. Let's spread the twisted joy of s'mores together!
10/07/2023
Watch these legends!
How to murder a Marshmallow with Jazzy Parr and John Wayne Parr 🔥 Family bonding takes a twisted turn! Witness the Parr duo's unconventional s'more-making skills. 🔪🍫They say the family that roasts together stays togeth...
08/07/2023
successfully murdering it out in the ring tonight retaining her title! Team Team!
07/07/2023
🔥 Ignite your taste buds! 🔪 Indulge in the twisted delight of Marshmallow Murder's s'mores kits. 🔥🍫
Hey there, fellow marshmallow maniacs! It's time to take your s'mores game to the next level with Marshmallow Murder. Our vegan, cruelty-free s'mores kits are the key to unlocking a macabre s'mores experience like no other. 🔪
Picture this: fluffy vegan marshmallows roasted to perfection over a flickering table-top fire, decadent vegan chocolate melting between graham crackers, and the sinister satisfaction of sinking your teeth into a s'more that's as delightful as it is daring. 😈
Whether you're hosting a wicked gathering with friends or cozying up for a spine-tingling movie night, our s'mores kits have got you covered. Each kit contains everything you need to unleash your sweet-toothed monster: vegan marshmallows, vegan chocolate, vegan graham crackers, skewers, table-top fire, and matches. It's a complete package of sinister sweetness! 🖤
Join the s'mores revolution and make s'mores the ultimate treat in Australia! Visit our website at marshmallowmurder.com to grab your own kit and let the wicked indulgence begin. Stay tuned for more devilishly delightful content, and don't forget to follow for your daily dose of twisted treats. 🔥🔪🍫
04/07/2023
All of our kits include all of the necessary tools needed to murder your marshmallows.
Your Victims 💀have been hand picked to ensure maximum murder potential (they can be a bit screamy sometimes).
Stabby Sticks 🔪 to poke your victims straight through the guts.
Deathly Toppings 🍫are your flavours that drown your sweet singed victims to ensure a tasty end to their screams.
Death Sticks 🔥 to light your funeral pyre 🔥 to singe your victims 💀 soft delicate skin.
Squish with this 🍪 to squeeze the insides out of your marshmallows and stuff em in your mouth for a glorious explosion of gooey sweet marshmallow and chocolate.
Get your kits before there's no victims left (people seem to love a bit of murder in their lives).
Stab ‘Em Burn ‘Em Eat ‘Em
Enjoy the satisfaction of roasting some unlucky marshmallows over their very own burn pit.
Better yet, They're all cruelty free!
Try a s’more at Marshmallowmurder.com
This Canada Day, we’re sharing a long held secret about The Great White North. As you know, Canadians are known to be the politest people on earth. But have you ever asked yourself why? Or how?
We’re spilling the beans and lifting the lid on this age old mystery so that you can share this Canadian pastime.
Happy Canada Day eh!
Murderin' in the Ring with John Wayne Parr and Jazzy Parr!
27/06/2023
Along with satisfying your tastebuds, with every Marshmallow Murder s'mores kit purchased a donation is made to our partner charity, GGC Volunteers Ltd.
GGC Volunteers Ltd is an Australian registered charity that supports organisations, programs and facilities in Vietnam to aid children in orphanages and rural villages in the Da Nang region of Vietnam.
These donations aid in providing the children with the much needed care, medicine, and facilities that they do not have the privilege of having (as we do in Australia).
Every purchase that you make, helps a child in need.
22/06/2023
Welcome to Marshmallow Murder. Cruelty Free S'mores kits to satisfy your sinister sweet tooth.
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