Crooked Monkey
www.crookedmonkey.com & www.premiums.crookedmonkey.com Livin' the Dream since 2005 Not your average Custom Apparel Company.
Our mission is to make custom merchandise people want to wear. #wearWhatyoulove
At Crooked Monkey, retreat week isn’t a pause from work. It’s part of how we work.
As a remote-first merch company, we spend most of the year collaborating through screens, time zones, Google Meets, and group chats. Once a year, we bring everyone together in person — not for corporate icebreakers, but to strengthen the relationships, trust, and culture behind the work we do every day.
Our retreats are built the same way we approach every client project: intentionally, creatively, and with an unreasonable level of attention to detail. From Monkey Talks and Snack Wars to retreat swag, surprise activities, spontaneous brainstorming, and the conversations that somehow become inside jokes for the rest of the year. Every part of it matters.
Next stop: Córdoba, Argentina.
Stay tuned for retreat week. 🐒
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Want a closer look at how Crooked Monkey retreat week actually works? We shared the full story on the blog — from Snack Wars and Monkey Talks to the traditions, planning, and culture behind it all.
https://blog.crookedmonkey.com/crooked-monkey-2026-retreat/
04/15/2026
You’re already sending great swag.
Now you can make it feel even more personal.
We’re introducing personalized notes you can add to your shipments—so every box doesn’t just show up, it says something.
It’s a small touch.
But it changes the whole experience.
Same swag they’ll love.
Now with a message they’ll remember.
https://www.crookedmonkey.com/page/services/personalized-gifting-notes
Owala isn’t trending. It’s already there.
Which makes it a no-brainer for corporate gifts that actually land.
At Crooked Monkey, we take Owala and turn it into custom, branded merch your team wants to carry everywhere. Clean logo ex*****on, premium feel, zero compromise on what makes it Owala.
Because great branded products don’t feel forced.
They just make sense.
https://www.crookedmonkey.com/page/custom-premium-brands/custom-owala
03/24/2026
You don’t need to introduce Rhone. Your team already knows it (and probably wears it).
What you can do is turn it into a smarter corporate gift.
At Crooked Monkey, we make custom Rhone apparel easy: better pricing, reliable timelines, and a design team that knows how to make your logo feel like it belongs.
Because branded Rhone only works if it still feels like Rhone.
Let’s get you there.
https://www.crookedmonkey.com/page/custom-premium-brands/custom-rhone
02/11/2026
If you know us, you know this already: we work closely with premium performance brands.
Vuori was one of the most requested — so we added it to the mix.
You can now brand Vuori with us, using premium embroidery and clean logo placement that keeps the fit, feel, and quality exactly where they should be. No shortcuts. No overbranding.
And like always, this is more than a logo on apparel. We handle the details behind the scenes, so your merch actually feels easy from start to finish.
Great for team apparel, corporate gifts, offsites, and events where the brand matters.
02/11/2026
If you know us, you know this already: we work closely with premium performance brands.
Vuori was one of the most requested — so we added it to the mix.
You can now brand Vuori with us, using premium embroidery and clean logo placement that keeps the fit, feel, and quality exactly where they should be. No shortcuts. No overbranding.
And like always, this is more than a logo on apparel. We handle the details behind the scenes, so your merch actually feels easy from start to finish.
Great for team apparel, corporate gifts, offsites, and events where the brand matters.
https://www.crookedmonkey.com/page/custom-premium-brands/custom-vuori
09/28/2022
The Holidays are right around the corner. Check out our brand new Crooked Monkey Catalog at the link below where we will introduce you to new concepts, products, and capabilities. We hope you'll get inspired and connect with us early so we can knock your holiday gifting out of the park!
https://www.crookedmonkey.com/page/our-catalogs/2023-catalog
06/08/2022
Happy PRIDE Month! At Crooked Monkey, we understand the importance of celebrating diversity and encouraging those around us to be their true authentic selves. Let us help you amp up your team's PRIDE by inspiring them to live in color all month long with our custom PRIDE gear! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
05/10/2022
❤️ Loved helping the Crooked Monkey merch agency create this custom swag kit!
Find more ways to use personalized custom City Bonfires & S’mores Kits on our blog.
https://citybonfires.com/pages/blog
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