Victoria Elite Roofing

Why did the roofer laugh at the joke?
Because it went over his head, but he understood it eventually!

Why are roofs great friends?
They always have your back.

Why did the roof go to the gym?
To get in top shape!

What kind of sandwich does a roofer like?
Shingle cheese.

Why did the roofer bring a ladder to the bar?
Because the drinks were on the house.

Why don’t roofers like scary movies?
They don’t like the suspense (especially when on the edge)!

What’s a roofer’s favorite drink?
Shingle malt whiskey!

Why do roofers never get lost?
Because they always have a good sense of direction.

What’s a roofer’s favorite holiday?
Raise-the-roof Independence Day!

Why did the roofer start a band?
He wanted to raise the roof with his tunes!

Why don’t roofers play hide and seek?
Because they always work in plain sight.