GypsyAlchemy

This! I love this woman! Check her out! She’s good people!!!

Countdown timers and fake scarcity. I genuinely can’t anymore. The “only 47 spots left” that somehow never run out, the “cart closes in 3 hours” that conveniently reopens next week. The “limited time offer” that’s been running for three years. We see through it now. All of us. And it doesn’t create urgency; it creates distrust.

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Guys!!!! Until I have some content to share, I’m setting this here 😎🤭💜

H***y Tonk - She's ALL Music Original 😍 Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

Always a treat to visit my favorite gals at my very favorite coffee shop! I wish they were in the Valley. Downtown Spokane kitty corner from the historical Davenport for those may visit this little place on the eastern side of Washington. Had an appointment downtown so yay! It’s Smokey Smokey today and nasty hot. Cannot wait to get home!!

I love Marie Forleo so so much! We all need a reset! If you can and/ or want - check out her misread reset!!! 💜💜💜💜💜

Accomplish your goals *this* year! Reset your goals, your energy, and your direction.

Here’s mine.

Chaos Gremlin Witch Energy

Professional overthinker.
Recovering people pleaser.
Part-time swamp witch.
Full-time menace to toxic men and societal expectations.
Powered by iced coffee, ADHD, spite, and moon phases.

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Soft but Feral

Single mom.
Business witch.
Emotionally intelligent but still willing to fight Mercury retrograde in a parking lot.
I heal generational trauma and occasionally start projects at 2am with god-level confidence.

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Slightly Unstable Entrepreneur

Building an empire fueled by Canva, caffeine, and unresolved rage.
Teaching boundaries by day.
Hexing bad vibes by night.
Probably listening to true crime while reorganizing my entire life instead of answering emails.

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Cosmic Dumpster Fire

Astrology girlie with a trauma response and a planner addiction.
Equal parts healing era and “don’t test me.”
I can read tarot, build your website, and disappear emotionally for 3-5 business days.

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The “This Should Concern You” Bio

Mother. Creator. Witch.
Survived narcissists, burnout, and public school pickup lines.
Now I teach women boundaries while aggressively buying notebooks I don’t need.

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Unhinged but Inspirational

Proof that you can be anxious, exhausted, neurospicy, under-caffeinated, and still become powerful enough to scare people who benefited from your silence.

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Tiny Bio Version

Hot mess oracle with WiFi. 🔮

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Extra Unhinged

I didn’t heal to be likable.
I healed to become impossible to manipulate

Funny how "Urgent" looks so much prettier as firewood. Highly recommend this heating method for the soul. 🪵🔥🖤..

Photo a day - this morning at the bus stop heading to an appointment, I looked down and saw a heart💜 I’m at this bus stop every day during the week. This morning I actually Saw it, acknowledged it!

I have been wanting to do something, thinking about it, and while dealing with the every day life stuffs - well I’ve been a distracted, overwhelmed, anxious hot mess. As I am sure most of you have been as well.

There are so many cogs spinning in Gypsy’s sphere! I have emptied chairs at MY table! I have instigated lighting the match and burning bridges while I am still standing on them.

I am angry, frustrated, soul level exhausted, horrified, and all the other things.

This will be the last post you see from my page for many unless you actively search out my page. I am cleaning house. Please do not contct me and ask why. If you know me, you know why! Plain and simple.

I am curating a space and a life that feels safe for both myself and my youngest son. I am curating a space that reflects MY beliefs - this includes where I stand on many issues.

Know that I am in my “DGAF”, feral, and villian era! Your words, opinions, statements, thoughts will not be spared my rage or wrath. Especially if they violate my boundarie and the rules of engagement in my social spaces. You have been weighed, measured, and warned. There is no space to debate here or in any of my social and web present spaces.

There are a lot of changes coming and I am so excited to share all the things!

With love, Gypsy