Tipsy Cones LLC

"I could eat a bathtub of this." (re: Creamsicle)
Still in my top 5 favorite compliments...and emojis. 🍊🍦🥃🛀

Q-What do you and Player 2 do in the summer?
A- Sandwiches. So many sandwiches.

Do you think those Mandalorian helmets come in turquoise?

Days away from nonstop Player 2.
I haz ExciteBike.

I love doing treat days for employees.
Let me be the reason the workday was OK.

This spring had been borderline PERFECTION.
Many breezes & minimal sneezes.

Kitchen days are far superior to desk days.

You're beautiful and today's going to be great. Get reckless with optimism.

It was Mint Chocolate Nip!
Mostly because I'm going to eat it for lunch.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME?
Made ice cream yesterday. What was the first flavor I ran?

Excited to look up and see it's July.

I tried pilates for the first time (on the Tube - I don't gym anymore) and if someone could come help me sit down, that would just be so so great.

I booked 5 gigs yesterday.
GET ON IT.

Please and thank-you.

I was once a fresh-faced baby child of 21 when I worked the bar for a 25th high school reunion. I remember that I thought, "MAN these people are OLD! I wonder if I'll even LIVE that long."

Guess what year it is.

Well played, LIFE.

8pm on a MONDAY?!
I feel like FB doesn't really KNOW us at all.

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINES!!

We are booking significantly faster than usual and I'm about to put out the patio furniture.

SPRING! SPRANG! SPRUNG BABY!!

This week FLEW! Tis the season. ;)

Using social media like Jean-Luc Piccard and yelling "ENGAGE" after I hit send.

WHAT AM I SEEING?

The suggested posts lately have gotten so gruesome and weird and clicking to hide them only seems to bring on even creepier posts. (Very Weekly World News but without the charm of Bat Boy.)

I don't want to see bad plastic surgery mistakes, people fighting or children attacked by deer. Who are these people?

What happened to my carefully cultivated feed filled with food and puppies? It's so creepy here!

Sincerely,
Too Old For FB

So I never watched 90210 growing up and I just started making up for lost time.

Allow me to finally weigh in: TEAM DYLAN

HAPPY MONDAY!!!
BOOK MY TRUCK!!

-World's Best Social Media Manager

The best thing about turning 43 yesterday is the chocolate cake I'm about to eat for breakfast.

I did yoga. It's fine.

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! ❄️

I NEED SINGERS!!!!!

Sorry. Just making my restaurant friends flinch.

Hey as I look at my little scheduling book here I just need to give a MEGA MEGA thank you to everyone who recommends us to friends and family.

So, so, so many flavors…..so why do I keep eating Mint Chocolate Nip?
Because mint is healthy. Duh.

Getting to be that time y’all. 🥰🌈🍦
🧉💃🏻🕺

Sorry to bother you all twice in one day but....

If any of my IRL neighbors see the:

"Please don't knock! Shhhh....baby is sleeping!" sign, please just ignore it.
Turns out it's just way more effective than a "No Solicitors" one. Highly recommend.

And I never said my HUMAN baby.

TEMPTING FATE 101

Yesterday I washed the windows and put the snow shovel away.

Yesterday I was in Trader Joe's and the flowers were taking up the entire produce section and I thought, "Oh weird! That's kind of early for Valentine's Day on Friday."

Almost bought a card too.

Better luck next year, Player 2!

I feel like I should bronze the giant empty chocolate sprinkles container, like a trophy from my 2022 off season.

1.7lbs and it put up ONE HECK of a struggle.

Sigh.....If I had a summer birthday, I'd rent a boozy ice cream truck to celebrate.

Who wants to come to my soup party in March?

43 floating candles.........

One time I took this photo and thought, "Welp, that's the best photo of a slightly melting ice cream cone that I am ever going to get."

And now you get the joy of seeing it like 3 times a year.

I've meditated for like 14 days in row.
Still can't shoot lasers.

IT IS OFFICIALLY BIRTHDAY SEASON!!!

Hard to believe that in less than one month, the ravishing beauty before you is about to turn 43.....
BUT that could be because my profile photo is from like 10 years ago.

Celebrate with me by declaring: "But it's almost my biiiiiirthday!" any time you don't get your way.

Scrolling on a cellphone while driving is the LAMEST thing in the world and makes me stare at all of your forehead wrinkles.

In MY CAR it's karaoke time, and you are getting a SHOW.
Pay attention.

Sometimes I cook something amazing and I yell out loud to no one but the dogs,

"I'm COMING FOR YOU, HOT TRUCKS!!!

But then I don't because my truck is already too hot in July and I only have freezers in it.

I have eaten chocolate ice cream with chocolate sprinkles every night since New Years Day.

KILLING those resolutions.

I love when the long line of Saturday squares in my seasonal event book get all filled up with bookings and doodles this early in the year.

It's mostly hearts and rainbows but occasionally....its an octopus.

If your party ever needs scrumptious munchies......we can abide. ;)

Weirdo bots are trying to sell "Tipsy Merch" on every post I have ever made.

Don't click on the links. Sorry if you got tagged. Technology rules.