The Slutcracker
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"Classic Ballet Reinvented" -- ABC Nightlne. Boston-area performance artists band together to bring you Boston's newest holiday tradition: The Slutcracker.
This scene-by-scene retelling of the Nutcracker, resplendent with ribald parody, "whisks the audience away to a carefree realm of sexual fantasy." The Slutcracker is the sexy-freaky holiday zeitgeist spectacular that will make you squeal--and it just might get you laid. Created and directed by Vanessa White aka Sugar Dish
12/31/2025
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The Slutcracker Every other holiday production wants to be The Slutcracker! Our 2008 premier blew-up the box office at the historic 900-seat Somerville Theatre. And now we say thanks to the 200,000 patrons who have enjoyed an evening of beauty, dance and laughs with us since!
We SIN once every season. Monday!
Sunday matinee
12/09/2025
Tickets are still available for Thursday, Dec. 11. $40 at the door $49+ online. Friday and Saturday sold out.
The Slutcracker Every other holiday production wants to be The Slutcracker! Our 2008 premier blew-up the box office at the historic 900-seat Somerville Theatre. And now we say thanks to the 200,000 patrons who have enjoyed an evening of beauty, dance and laughs with us since!
12/09/2025
11/26/2025
11/12/2025
Fun fact: The Somerville Theatre began last year's Slutcracker season with a one-ton pallet of popcorn seeds. Don't ask about the fresh butter. None of it was enough.
11/10/2025
Here’s a bu****it site selling tickets for more than double face value!!!! Only buy from theslutcracker.com or somervilletheatre.com ❤️
11/10/2025
The Boston Globe says:
The Slutcracker The Nutcracker is weird so we fixed it. No more creepy uncle. No more stranger-man taking little Clara away on vacation wearing a dance belt. She is instead played as a healthy adult. Our full dance production also removed the rest of the children in the show. The premier in 2008 broke the box offic...
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