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🕯️ Happy Memorial Day from Cryptid Coffee 🇺🇸

Today, we pause to honor the heroes who gave everything.

Even legends like Bigfoot stand still in gratitude.
Raise your mug in remembrance. ☕👣

May 23, 1971 – Fouke, Arkansas:
A quiet swamp town. A shadow in the night. A scream in the dark.

Witnesses described a 7-foot-tall, red-eyed beast stalking the woods—what would later become known as the Fouke Monster.

It reeked. It ran on two legs. It never left.
And it inspired a cult classic: The Legend of Boggy Creek. 🎥🌾

👣 New Bigfoot Sighting Shakes the Swamps of Michigan!

A father-son fishing trip turned legendary when something massive crashed through the reeds near I-75 in Monroe County. Described as gorilla-like, lightning fast, and towering over the marsh grass, this shadow vanished just as quickly as it appeared. The BFRO investigated—and found them credible. Class A sighting.

Is Bigfoot back? Or did he never leave? 🌲🦶

It’s finally Friday.

Even the Kraken’s clocked out and grabbed a cup.

If you need us—we’re steeped in espresso and refusing responsibility until Monday. ☕

May 22, 1900 – Lewis County, NY:
Two men riding home in a buggy encountered a hulking white beast resting in a field. When they lobbed a rock at it (as one does), the creature bolted—leaving behind legend and terror.

Locals called it the Copenhagen Devil.

We just call it… another reason to ride fast and drink coffee. ☕💀

When it’s Thursday afternoon and you’re just trying to finish your work…
but the government decides to drop another classified bombshell. 🛸☕

Stay caffeinated. Stay curious.

knows what’s in the files 👀

A craft was recovered in Kingman, Arizona.
Bodies were found inside.
The site was sealed within hours.
No press. No photos. Just silence. Some stories don’t fade - they are bu
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Trying to form a coherent thought before coffee on a Wednesday:
👽🧠➗☕
If aliens can't crack the code without caffeine, what hope do we have?

On this day in 2022:
🛸 May 17, 2022 — The day they stopped pretending.

Congress held its first UFO hearing in 50 years.
The military admitted to over 400 unexplained aerial encounters.

They showed a glowing orb zipping past a Navy jet… and shrugged.

No answers. No denials. Just this: “We don’t know what it is.”

They whispered it. We heard it loud.

When you’ve barely survived the workweek and society expects you to be cheerful before your second cup. 🙄☕

Even Squatch is running on fumes. ☕😵‍💫
Friday hit like a tree trunk to the shin, and the weekend's hiding in the woods somewhere.
87 tasks. 1 coffee. Let’s do this. 💪👣

👽 May 15, 1967 – The sky cracked open in Falcon Lake.

Stefan Michalak went out looking for silver and came back burned—literally.
Two glowing crafts. A burst of heat. A pattern scorched into his chest that no one could explain.
No photos. No wreckage. Just radiation, silence… and a mystery that still burns decades later.

Some say he got too close.
We say—maybe they wanted him to.