The Angry Beaver

If you stopped by The Angry Beaver today, first of all… thank you for surviving it.

Canada and USA fans packed this place so full we were one person away from having to start seating people in the freezer next to the mozzarella sticks.

We watched Canada battle Bosnia & Herzegovina to a draw, then watched Team USA put on a goal-scoring clinic against Paraguay. The beers were flowing, the wings were disappearing faster than parking spots in Seattle, and at least three people temporarily became soccer experts after watching exactly one half.

But the World Cup train keeps rolling!

Tomorrow we’ve got:

🇶🇦 Qatar vs Switzerland – Noon
🇧🇷 Brazil vs Morocco – 3 PM
🇭🇹 Haiti vs Scotland – 6 PM
🇦🇺 Australia vs Türkiye – 9 PM

So bring your friends, your neighbors, your coworker who suddenly claims they’ve always been a huge Morocco supporter, and that one guy who keeps explaining offsides incorrectly.

The Angry Beaver is officially World Cup headquarters. Cold beer, great food, giant screens, and absolutely no requirement to know what a striker does.

See you tomorrow for another full day of international chaos.

We opened early for Canada and now we’ve accidentally created a full-blown international incident of sports.

⚾ Mariners vs Nationals at 3:45 PM
⚽ USA vs Paraguay at 6:00 PM

The Mariners are trying to convince everyone they should be taken seriously.

The Nationals are trying to convince everyone they still exist.

USA vs Paraguay is tonight, which means thousands of Americans will suddenly become soccer experts despite spending the last 20 years asking, “Wait… what’s offside again?”

Meanwhile, our TVs will be hotter than the surface of the sun, the beer will be colder than your ex’s heart, and the wings will disappear faster than a referee after a controversial call.

Need an excuse to leave work early?

The Mariners start at 3:45.

Need an excuse to stay out all night?

USA kicks off at 6.

Need an excuse to avoid doing literally anything productive?

Buddy, that’s what The Angry Beaver was built for.

Bring your friends.
Bring your enemies.
Bring your neighbor who mows his lawn at 7 AM on Sundays.
Bring that one guy who says “I could’ve gone pro.”

GO MARINERS!
GO USA!

We’ll supply the beer.
You supply the terrible sports takes.

🚨 We’re OPEN at 11AM today! 🚨
Feeling sick? We hear fresh air, hockey, soccer, and a cold beer are excellent for recovery. Feeling healthy? That’s even less of an excuse.
Skip work. We won’t tell your boss. In fact, if your boss shows up too, we’ll call it team building.
Bring your dog! Your poor pup has been staring out the window all week wondering why you keep leaving without them. Today’s their chance to judge your life choices in person.
Got vacation time? Use it.�Don’t have vacation time? Sounds like a future-you problem.
Canada vs Bosnia & Herzegovina is on today, the drinks are cold, the food is hot, and the excuses for not being here are getting weaker by the minute.
Bring your friends, your coworkers, your neighbor who somehow always knows what’s happening before everyone else, and definitely bring the dog.
Doors open at 11AM. Productivity is temporary. Game Day is forever.

🇨🇦 CANADA IS BACK ON THE WORLD CUP STAGE! 🇨🇦

Friday morning, Canada takes on Bosnia & Herzegovina, and we’re opening the doors at 11AM so you can properly call in “soccer sick” with the rest of us.

Will Canada score? Absolutely.
Will someone yell at the TV like the players can hear them? Also absolutely.
Will there be beer before noon? We’re not here to judge.

Grab your friends, your lucky jersey, your coworker who suddenly has “an appointment,” and join us at The Angry Beaver for World Cup action, cold drinks, great food, and enough Canadian pride to power a small province.

Doors open at 11AM.
Match on the big screens.
Let’s make this place louder than a moose wearing hockey skates.

FOR CANADA WE STAND! 🍁⚽🍻

Game 5 is here, and the stress levels are officially higher than our wing sauce inventory.

The Vegas Golden Knights and Carolina Hurricanes are back at it tonight, and if the last few games have taught us anything, it’s that blood pressure is just a suggestion during playoff hockey.

Puck drops at 5PM at The Angry Beaver.

Get here early if you can. Standing room only is absolutely a thing, and nobody wants to be that person trying to watch Game 5 through a reflection in the bathroom mirror.

Bring your friends, bring your rivals, bring that one buddy who suddenly became a hockey expert three weeks ago.

Cold beer. Great food. Playoff chaos. Questionable officiating complaints. Everything you need for a perfect hockey night.

See you at The Beaver.

Tonight at The Angry Beaver, we’re combining two very different kinds of athletic competition.

At 5:30 PM, it’s Game 4 of the NBA Finals. Millionaire professional athletes will be running, jumping, and performing at the highest level of human achievement.

Then at 7 PM, Geeks Who Drink Trivia begins, where grown adults will confidently write “Steve Buscemi” as the answer to a question about the French Revolution.

Come watch the Knicks and Spurs battle for basketball glory, then stick around to watch your friends argue for ten minutes about whether a tomato is a fruit, vegetable, or a conspiracy.

Trivia starts at 7 PM sharp, but poor decisions begin much earlier.

Bring your smartest friends, your dumbest friends, your friend who “knows everything,” and that one person who somehow always gets the obscure questions about 1980s sitcoms right.

NBA Finals at 5:30.
Geeks Who Drink Trivia from 7–9 PM.

One night. Two competitions. Countless opportunities to embarrass yourself in public.

See you at The Beaver.

Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final is here, and after the absolute insanity of the last game, we’re not sure whether to call it hockey or live-action theater.

The Carolina Hurricanes and Vegas Golden Knights have turned this series into must-see TV. Goals, drama, chaos, momentum swings, and enough tension to make your smartwatch ask if you’re okay.

Now Game 4 arrives with everything on the line.

Watch it with us at The Angry Beaver, where the beer is cold, the hockey is loud, and everyone’s suddenly an expert on icing.

It’s Taco Tuesday with Bree, which means you can stress-eat tacos while screaming at the TV like the coach can somehow hear you from Seattle.

Bring your friends.
Bring your enemies.
Bring your ex’s dog.
Bring that one friend who says, “I don’t really watch hockey” and then becomes the loudest person in the building by the second period.

Stanley Cup Final. Game 4. Tacos. Hockey. Chaos.

TheAngryBeaver

Tonight at The Angry Beaver we’re asking an important question:

Can you successfully paint a lighthouse while eating $1 wings and screaming at the NBA Finals?

There’s only one way to find out.

Every Monday we’re already testing the limits of human achievement with $1 Wing Monday. Tonight we’re adding Paint & Sip and the NBA Finals because apparently moderation is for people who don’t believe in greatness.

Picture this:

You’re halfway through a masterpiece.
Your fingers are covered in wing sauce.
Someone just spilled a beer.
The game is on.
Your lighthouse suddenly looks like Tim Duncan.
Nobody knows what’s happening anymore.

Come embrace the chaos.

$1 Wings.
Paint & Sip.
NBA Finals.

Three activities that absolutely belong together.

See you tonight at The Angry Beaver.

Tonight at The Angry Beaver, we’re combining two very different emotional journeys.

At 5:30 PM, the NBA Finals tip off.

At 6:30 PM, the Paint & Sip begins.

Which means some of you will be calmly painting a beautiful lighthouse while occasionally looking up to yell things like:

“THAT WAS A FOUL!”

“MOVE THE BALL!”

“WHY IS MY OCEAN PURPLE?”

Whether you’re creating art, watching basketball, or accidentally doing both at the same time, we’ve got you covered.

🎨 Lighthouse Paint & Sip
🏀 NBA Finals Game 3 on the TVs
🍺 Cold drinks flowing all night
🦫 The Angry Beaver

By the end of the night you’ll either have:

* A masterpiece
* A new favorite player
* A painting that somehow became an angry basketball-themed lighthouse

No experience necessary for either activity. Judging referees is encouraged.

After the Spurs did the Lord’s work and eliminated the Thunder, we’re faced with a difficult question:

Who are we rooting for now?

The Spurs? The Knicks?

The answer is yes.

For one magical series, we were all lifelong Spurs fans. We definitely never said anything bad about them. Not once. Don’t check our post history.

Now we’re gathering at The Angry Beaver to watch Game 3 and figure out where our temporary basketball loyalties belong. Root for the Spurs because they beat OKC? Root for the Knicks because… well… they’re not OKC?

It’s the NBA Finals equivalent of choosing which side dish you want with your beer.

Join us tonight for basketball, beers, wings, and wildly changing allegiances based on whoever is winning at the moment.

One thing remains constant:

Anyone but OKC.

See you at The Angry Beaver. Tip off is at