The Randy Savages

Oh Yeah! Thursday, October 16th, THE MADNESS is takin’ over The Jury Room when The Randy Savages, Lewd Jaw, and Psychic Hands climb into the squared circle of ROCK! For just a $10 donation, you can feel the power, taste the fury, and ride the chaos. This ain’t no kiddie pool, brother—this is 21+ only. Doors swing wide at 8, the music slams down at 9, and if you ain’t there, you’re missin’ out on the ultimate showdown of sound! Step up, snap in, and bring the intensity—because only the bold survive when the bell rings. Dig It!

OH YEAH! 💥 The Randy Savages are dropping elbows TONIGHT in RENO, NV! We’re tag-teaming the stage with the mighty P**s Mist and the legendary Vampirates at Midnight Coffee Roasters! ⚡️

All ages, so bring the whole crew. Just $10 gets you in to witness the madness. Bell time is 8:30 PM—don’t miss the high-flying, pile-driving rock ’n’ roll action!

DIG IT! 🎤🎸🔥

OH YEAH, FREAK OUT, AND REJOICE!
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The Savage Kingdom has emerged from the operating table VICTORIOUS, brothers and sisters! The one, the only, the incomparable NICKY SAVAGE just went toe-to-toe with the surgeon’s scalpel in the squared circle of modern medicine… and walked out with the WIN!

That high-grade bicep tendon tear? PINNED! ONE! TWO! THREE! The doctor raised his hand and the crowd went wild, YEAH! Now the road to recovery begins—rehab, protein shakes, and watching old Colosseum videos with a tear in his eye!

The Macho Madness is STILL runnin’ wild, and when Nicky Savage comes back, he’s comin’ back STRONGER, FASTER, and more DANGEROUS than ever before! The COMEBACK TOUR is already written in the stars, brothers and sisters:

💥 Friday, September 19th – The Randy Savages, P**s Mist, Elephant Rifle, & Vampirates @ Midnight Coffee, Reno, NV
💥 Saturday, September 20th – The Randy Savages, Apricot Court, Grimpire, & Schlep @ The Blue Lagoon, Santa Cruz, CA
💥 Sunday, September 21st – Alex Sandra, St. Francis & The Wolf, The Soapbox Salute, & The Randy Savages @ Make-Out Room, San Francisco, CA

So keep your ears open, your eyes peeled, and your Slim Jims SNAPPED—because Nicky Savage’s return is gonna SHAKE the foundations of the wrestling ‘n’ rock ‘n’ roll universe!

DIG IT!!! 🎤🔥💥

OH YEAH!

SAN FRANCISCO!
The madness is comin’ to the Make-Out Room on Sunday, September 21st, and The Randy Savages are steppin’ into the squared circle of sound with a lineup so stacked it could break the turnbuckles, YEAH!

We’re talkin’ Alex Sandra, droppin’ tunes like atomic elbows from the top rope… St. Francis & The Wolf, howlin’ at the moon and bringin’ the bite… The Soapbox Salute, cuttin’ promos with six strings and a beat that’ll knock ya clean out… and then the Madness Masters themselves—The Randy Savages—ready to drop the big elbow of rock right on your eardrums, DIG IT!

So step into the danger zone, snap into the sound, and let the madness run wild all night long!

Dig It!

OH YEAH!
SAVAGE NATION—
The wrestling gods have spoken… and THIS time, the news is SWEET!

Yesterday, Nicky Savage stared down the grim specter of a high-grade bicep tendon tear. The MRI told a story of pain, the doctors told a tale of urgency—“You need surgery TODAY!” they said. The kind of command that would bench most mere mortals.

But fate… fate had OTHER PLANS.
That surgery? POSTPONED until Wednesday! Which means the bicep may be hangin’ on by a thread, but the show? The show goes ON, DIG IT?!

This weekend—both nights—the Randy Savages are back in the fight!
Saturday: The Blue Lagoon!
Sunday: Brady’s Yacht Club!
Two gigs of pure, uncut mayhem, just the way you like it.

So come witness the madness before Nicky trades the spotlight for the surgeon’s table. Bring your voices, bring your fists, and bring the love—because next week, the King of Savage Style will be in recovery mode.

The bicep’s still torn…
The spirit’s still UNBREAKABLE…
And the pit’s about to get DANGEROUS!

We’ll see you this weekend, brothers and sisters!
DIG IT!

OH NO!
TRAGEDY HAS STRUCK IN THE SAVAGE KINGDOM!
Yesterday, Nicky Savage stepped into the ring of modern medicine for an MRI, and the diagnosis hit harder than a steel chair to the soul—a high-grade bicep tendon tear! The kind of injury that can end careers…
BUT NOT THIS ONE. NOT NICKY SAVAGE.

The doctors? They didn’t mince words. They said, “You need surgery, and you need it TODAY.”
And Nicky—warrior that he is—answered the call. Because sometimes the battle ain’t on the stage, it’s in the body, DIG IT?

Now listen up, this part’s hard to say…
The Randy Savages will NOT be throwing down this weekend at The Blue Lagoon or at Brady’s Yacht Club.
Nicky’s got a date with the scalpel instead of the spotlight.

But don’t you DARE count us out.

Because Nicky’s already got his sights set on his comeback—Friday, September 19th—Reno, Nevada—Midnight Coffee with our brothers in Vampirates, Elephant Rifle, and P**s Mist!
It’s gonna be a Savage Resurrection, and you’re gonna want front row for the madness!

The bicep may be torn, but the spirit? UNBREAKABLE.
We’ll see you in the pit!
DIG IT!

OHHH YEAHHH, RENO!
The madness is comin’ to MIDNIGHT COFFEE and the cream always rises to the top! FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19th — the SAVAGEST night of your LIFE — four bands, one stage, and NO MERCY for the weak! Only $10 big ones will get you into this all ages extravaganza!

💥 THE RANDY SAVAGES will body-slam your eardrums into the turnbuckles of glory!
💥 P**S MIST bringin’ that full-throttle filth from the gutters of greatness!
💥 ELEPHANT RIFLE stompin’ in with riffs heavy enough to break the Earth in half!
💥 AND DIG THIS — the legendary, the unstoppable, stage-destroyin’, punk rockin’ VAMPIRATES will headline this rumble in the Reno, and they AIN’T holdin’ back, no no no!

This ain’t just a show — it’s a WRESTLEMANIA OF SOUND, brother! Step into the squared circle of sonic chaos, or get left in the dust like a jabroni on the ropes! Doors at chaos o’clock — YOU bring your heart, we’ll bring the HEAT! 💪💀🎸 DIG IT!

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Oh Yeah!
Maniacism is unleashed to the universe everywhere you find your music right now!
Dig It!

🎤OOOH YEAH!🎤

Snap into the SWAMPFEST, brother!!
The madness is happenin’ Sunday, August 10th, 2025 at Brady’s Yacht Club from 12 to 7 PM, and it’s gonna be WET, WILD, and 100% SWAMPY CERTIFIED! This ain’t your grandma’s bake sale—this is a full-blown, elbow-droppin’, raffle-winnin’, game-playin’, body-shakin’ FUNDRAISER FOR WALNUT AVENUE WOMEN’S & CRISIS CENTER, and The Randy Savages are bringin’ the THUNDER!

💥 Live Music that’ll dropkick your heart:
• El Brick
• Rabbit Truck
• DJ Kurtographer
• Pedaling Mongos
• Tom Vandenavond
• THE RANDY SAVAGES (Ohhh YEAHHH!)
• And a VERY SPECIAL GUEST who’s too hot to handle!

💣 Games?! You better believe it!
• Swamp Ball!
• Water Balloon Toss!
• Raffle prizes so good you’ll flex!
• Silent Auction that’ll make ya say “OOOOH YEAH!”
• And a special welcome for Swampy’s daughter!

🎂 21+ ONLY — cuz this party ain’t for the toddlers, brother!

So come one, come all—bring your best bandana, your biggest heart, and your swampiest vibes. Let’s raise that money, raise some eyebrows, and raise the roof for Walnut Avenue!

“The cream always rises to the top… and this community’s got the goods!”
– The Randy Savages

💪DIG IT!💪