Hole Punch Toys

Slow down friends, it's not a race.

Happy Holidays everyone!

Ran across some old photos (10 years?) of some of the OG Hole Punch toys.
This is the Plugs Bunny 1.0
From a purely sculptural standpoint it's not terrible design. From an anally Insertable standpoint it was awful. The 4 point axis of the base made it virtually unwearable. I didn't have enough personal experience with plugs to anticipate the problem and in my excitement to bring product to market didn't bother to test it. It wasn't until real world feedback started coming in that I realized my mistake. It was embarrassing and demoralizing at the time but an important lesson in the value of patience (and butt cheek mechanics).
Eventually I returned to the concept and reworked it to make what is currently one of the more popular designs.
Moral?
Have patience.
Listen to feedback.
Try again.
Or in some cases, admit an idea doesn't work and move on.

Ran across some old photos (10 years?) of some of the OG Hole Punch toys.
This is the Plugs Bunny 1.0
From a purely sculptural standpoint it's not terrible design. From an anally Insertable standpoint it was awful. The 4 point axis of the base made it virtually unwearable. I didn't have enough personal experience with plugs to anticipate the problem and in my excitement to bring product to market didn't bother to test it. It wasn't until real world feedback started coming in that I realized my mistake. It was embarrassing and demoralizing at the time but an important lesson in the value of patience (and butt cheek mechanics).
Eventually I returned to the , concept and reworked it to make what is currently one the more popular designs.
Moral?
Have patience.
Listen to feedback.
Try again.
Or in some cases, admit an idea doesn't work and move on.

pucker up buttercup

I feel like they're planning something

when you accidentally message your dentist 😳

this is the most disturbing part of squid game

who's h***y for metallic purple 👋🏼

pictured: Quiver in gold wearing Dickey in antique gold.
both available now, Dickey on the Singularities page.

a little but weirder and a whole lot cheaper
NEW BATCH OF MISFITS ON SITE NOW

you know there's some cows suuuper into this s**t

SHOP IS OPEN!
bring it on h***y people

no, ho**er

PLEASE tree, there are children on this trail

I feel like some intrepid thief switched a freshly baked cherry pie for this like indiana jones with the golden idol and a giant pair of balls came rolling forth from the forest to crush them before they could escape

there wasn't room to spell out "Dick And Nuts" i'm guessing?

not sure how i feel about these apples

kind of want to make this into a textile pattern.
"soapy holes"

this reminds me of when dolphins surround a school of fish and herd them into a group to eat. except Flukes don't eat carrots. that would be silly.
everyone knows they take their nutrients through osmosis.

the Dickey makes Chewie look like a mad max desert leather daddy that'll pop your tires, steal your gas and leave you sore and limping toward the sinking sun. 💪🏼

the Dickey makes Chewie look like a mad max desert leather daddy that'll pop your tires, steal your gas and leave you sore and limping toward the sinking sun. 💪🏼

I am saddened and stunned to announce that uncle sam has been shot and killed.
Happy 4th everybody.

the hole punch studios have recently relocated to the clock tower of an abandoned church so I turned this thrift store picture into a little victorian speed racer space lady because I refuse to let go of steampunk.
**t

convince me there is not a concentrated effort by the footwear industry to simultaneously extort money from and humiliate elderly people

this color combo got me wet

this is your summer reminder that Sprout is here and putting off some definite Lacoste-Rasta vibes.
(Lacasta?)
Available now in the flavor of your choice at holepunchtoys.com
🌱🦁

spent far too long this morning reading the comments on a tweet about how the Ramones are overrated and tons of people were just piling on about how unoriginal and boring they are and how many bands are better and It's nothing new but it always shocks me how quick and willing folks are to focus on the stuff that doesn't work for them. I get it, it's bonding over a shared opinion and I guess it's better than no bonding at all but jeez, let's be little carrots and lift up the gold for people to see. Lead will sink on it's own.

hail satin 🤘🏼

Sprout may not be popular (yet) but they have the right attitude and play well with others. 🌱🌱☀️🌱🌱

soap hangover

Despite the rain and dingy gloom here in Minnesota it is, in fact, spring and with it the emergence of a fresh, pastel pearly bit of art deco loveliness called Sprout which fought it's way through the hard, frozen ground of 2020 to bring a little sunshine to your life.
You can find it on the Toy Box page of holepunchtoys.com or click the link in the Bio.

Pick one today!🌱

Despite the rain and dingy gloom here in Minnesota it is, in fact, spring and with it the emergence of a fresh, pastel pearly bit of art deco loveliness called Sprout which fought it's way through the hard, frozen ground of 2020 to bring a little sunshine to your life.
You can find it on the Toy Box page of holepunchtoys.com or click the link in the Bio.

Pick one today!🌱

I ❤️ THIS GUY

up until that point however, s**t is WILD