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Has anyone done more for this account than ? Maybe 1-3 guys but it is close overall. Hope everyone is having a great !!

Put ALL* multiple Dick Perez Diamond King 1982-1996 subjects in the Hall of Fame NOW!**

*Unless you explicitly agreed to be banned from Baseball for LIFE

**May be acceptable to wait awhile on Johnny Ray

#1992

The has declared tomorrow to be an official Day in honor of the iconic . Do NOT leave your homes. You have been warned.

Let’s do - is there a better year for than #1967? Sound off in the comments!

WHAT IF?!…every card were Rob Halford? 🤔

Halford birthday to the Royal Metal God!!

This is the day we have all been waiting for. Yes, marks the apex of any week, a time to reflect upon what we have accomplished thus far and a chance to look ahead to what yet may come.

I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.

Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.

Just join us cause uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.

An alternate universe for whose choice are tough to objectively beat. Is it still junk if it’s signed in-person?

Shockingly, none of these specimens were fully protected until another made things right! Who are you picking for your ?

Hey hey! Hope everyone’s having a great ! This bad beast just arrived via surprise mail and it’s from the year the house in which it is was built 🤔

Hopefully this week was a and you will get to hang with this weekend!

#1979

🚨 2nd confirmed usage of “l***y” on copy 🚨 The first known usage of course going back to on *! To wit:

was “Mr. Versatility” for the and in effect extended the capability of their roster. He became the first player in major league history to start at least 10 games each at 5 different positions (2B, SS, 3B, OF and DH—and he played all three outfields). Tony batted a l***y .284 while establishing career highs in HR (17), H (160) and 2B (28). He has proven to be a tremendous free-agent signing.

* does not seem to support 1-2 result any longer. For reference, Bob hit a “l***y .291” in 1984.

***y

It’s since we’ve had this many whammys in a - and for this one it’s tough to know where to start. is the , ensnare some innocent bystanders, and mightnot return enough for to care….have you ever put your thumb on - we are getting there!

"I shall plan my cousin's escape from that Canton madhouse, and together we shall go to marvel-shadowed Innsmouth. We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever."

Hey hey! Is it , or just another to on the , the , which also has another rare stealth ….did Dick ever sleep?

Who are you going to want to learn the most from on Page 2?

I'd like to take I like to feel wanted
Taken up and take them tall
I like to make a lot of generate the one eyed mouse
Build 'em up and let 'em fall
Just lay 'em on and leave the linen tight
Taken up and take them tall
Generate, lay them flat like monkey man
Leave 'em built, right, stand 'em tie them down
It's like sin

likes a lot of little things to kick
Mix every single one that he could ever need

feed
Let friend, spoon, friend, stone, lie
Let's make/take, let's feel wanted
Taken up and take 'em tall
My shake, mines monkey paddle
knows and likes it all
It's like sin

It's a killer she's a killer maker
It reaches in and takes, from the back of your mind
I'm not awake still alive
20 bucks has the back and see the lines
I got a small, got what they call the lack
A lack o' halfway cooked, but it's on my own
I say I can't but I really mean I won't
In the arm, or maybe up the nose
I see it all
See has way of seein' through my eyes
He touches in a fashion, a master of mime
Manipulatin' me my arms and legs and spine
He's got you pawed
I'm sinkin' told you wait, like a straight on Jewel
Let 'em run

Drafts photo dump as the events of last night merit an extended celebration of the 30th anniversary of the Ryan-Ventura kerfuffle. If you look very closely into the centers of these photos you will see the creative rendering by on his tribute!

Which aborted post do you prefer? It’s tough to get the light on just right, and he demands it!

**kinhawk

Genie, grant me three wishes:

1 - Make me a physical giant, like, just a beast. I want to dunk on fools and kill them from the mound

2 - I would also like my hobbies to be: rock drummer and photographer (counts as one wish per grammatical agreement)

3 - Make my nickname “The Big Unit” [and name a footlong hot dog after me at Alice Cooper’s restaurant]

Are you staring into the face of a man caught between confidence man and imposter syndrome sufferer? As befitting a young American man blessed with his traditional good looks, flowing hair, large athletic physique and natural talent, young Scott obtained a 2-year degree in Business, and also played baseball. For his entire youth he dominated his peers, up to and including his stint with a powerhouse Arizona college team. After a 27-game breeze through the minors, Scott had no reason to think the major leagues would be any more of a challenge. And for awhile he was right. During the first half of the 1991 season, pitching as a 23-year old for a , he went 12-3 with a minuscule 1.83 ERA and .586 OPPOPS. He was an instant local in and his cards were at a premium. After that, he basically sucked professionally but kept going, his successive bosses looking at his persona and past peak success and believing they could fix him. Meanwhile Scott married fellow attractive celebrity Lisa Guerrero and put up a string of seasons with numbers like 5.02, 5.95, 8-19, 5-12, and the like. He did even more as a consummate salesman to stay employed by pitching a no-hitter in 1994, the first in the no less. Could such a driven man who accomplished this historically-thought-to-be-impossible task ever fail? To top it off, in the year 2000, named Scott one of its 50 Most Beautiful People.

By 2021, the was charged with while drag racing on a public street with a woman who killed two

Only the great die young 😢

Hey hey!! Hope everyone is having a great ! Like the famed themselves, and made some kind of divine or diabolical deal to make an easy living, interchangeably floating around such bands as to name a few!

Catch some tonight seeing with in

Before , none of these invaluable cards had been in anything more protective than a penny sleeve….which of these cards are you placing in the of your ?

Have a great !

#1986

Trading Day in the North

Pain don’t hurt
Cause I don’t care
Pain don’t hurt
with no underwear

Cause I’m being nice
I’m just being nice
Until it’s time not to be nice

Yeah left boot

Pain don’t hurt
Cause I don’t care
Pain don’t hurt
and I don’t scare

Cause it’s burning outside
Red and Emmet survived

And I don’t feel it
I don’t feel it when you cut me
I don’t feel it when you cut me
There’s a tire
It’s a tire
and general auto parts store burning

**kloose

Rank these players — in terms of from whom you would most want to learn — from of the best of all-time,

Rank these cards

Hey hey! Hope everyone is having a great post the **tbutsignedassomeoneelseSaturday! This one is too good not to dig out. This man could outbowl you any day of the week.

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time - which of these classic athletic specimens do you think is older at the time of their respective cards?

Vote in Poll in Story

That’s right all you **kinfreaks everyone knows another freakin (generally celebrated the ) featuring that little weirdo who loved to play but his fraternal family forced him into sports. His **kinface says it all!

Let your on the for !

**inFreakyFregosiFriday

Happy 76th birthday to ! that in his youth he was a vendor at and is known to have worked the ? Have a Dyn-o-mite !

had a remarkable season in 1991 ad he went 19-8 with a 3.00 ERA vs 10-17 and a 4.40 ERA in 1990. won 15-or-more games for the 5th time. He was a stopper as 10 of his wins followed a loss. Mark is especially on ; in #1991 he repeated his 1990 of a lone HR to a batter. he gave the club as he pitched into the seventh-inning-or-later this past .

It seems like is on one-post thus possibly rendering the (e.g. ) obsolete… for now….

…thankfully in some cases like today we can fight back with wildly successful like . Won’t you….post a Hal Morris…for someone like me?

And how about those Red Hot ?

It’s not really fair to be known primarily for your appearance as interpreted by the wretched scum and villainy who are supposed to be your interplanetary hosts - just ask Ponda “Walrus Man” Baba. But never let that prejudice hinder his groundbreaking ascent to the big leagues. It didn’t hurt that the Bay Area of the 80s was more of a haven for unique and the outlandish back then - before the tech bros took over. Have a great !!

🌱 🌱☘️🍀🌷🌴 🌿☘️🍀🍃🌱

Combining ‘s last two posts Robinsons & makes for a good

Swipe for more. Much more.

Fu**in EVERYONE looks aces in the classic pirates cap!¡.

It’s just that kind of week

Huge accolades due once again today at - this time to who sent us this print as a special prize for backing the worthy project. We are really looking forward to the movie about which you can learn more at thediamondkingmovie dot com

We are beyond honored and grateful to receive this contribution to our permanent !!

Few to none may have noticed, but our has been knee-deep in infrastructure work and may have fallen just a tad behind on the whole concept and ex*****on. We here at still maintain we have one of the top 100 -related on here.

As of today we are re-inspired to attempt to complete the project of complete 1982-1996 documentation of all regular-issue and more, by the recent discovery of which is a film about The Man himself, Dick Perez! Check out the project at www the diamondkingmovie dot com and throw some money down for some NEW DIAMOND KINGS FROM DICK PEREZ! We did! Can’t wait to see the final product(s)!

Anyway, here’s Bay Jell

Hey hey! Hope everyone’s having a great watching with !! As most are aware, hails from the planet where he made his bones piloting a for the local , but deep heads know the ’Qar — specifically the — is where really beat the odds to win the day.